kerly vs dad

at home..
dad : oh no, ure lobster died?
kerly : yes, the killer pufferfish ate it :(
dad : oh, i'm so sad for u.. ok, bring u out for nice dinner later
kerly : yay!!

at dinner..
dad : lets in chilli crab todae :)
kerly : wad? my lobster just died.. and mr crab's missin leh..
dad : haiya.. ok, here's the crabbie arm for u.. in memory of tigsy.. hahaha
kerly : (speechless) boohoo :(

so bad hor.. i mean, how can i eat a crab's arm when my lobster just got eaten.. so sad.. and he died fightin pufferfish with one arm.. haii.. u see ah.. i was washin his tank in hall.. left him on the table.. den that tigsy ah.. so active.. go and walk here, walk there on.. and ended up fallin off the table.. yupp.. that how he lost one arm

kerly vs mummy

mummy : wah.. ure pufferfish good life huh? first dae at home already got yummy lobster to eat..
kerly : haii, go awae
mummy : wanna go ave 4 to buy summore lobters to feed him? hahahaha..
kerly : (speechless) boohoo :(

kerly vs brother
bro : (lookin at the the pufferfish) wah.. the pufferfish so cute !!! come fishie fishie, come fishie..
kerly : hmpf ! i officially hate the killer pufferfish.. it ate tigsy up :(
bro : who ask u so stupid?
kerly : wad? how i know the killer pufferfish would eat tigsy up? not my fault lor..
bro : dun u know sea creatures eat each other one?
kerly : dint know that.. now i know..
bro : yar.. and its totally ure fault lor.. see, let me give u an eg
kerly : ok..
bro : see, ure studyin at the dinnin table right? so if i buy a plate of hokkien mee.. and put it in front of u.. ure eat it right? see !!! its the same logic.. u go and tempt the pufferfish..
kerly : wah lao..
bro : hahahahaha... stupid !!
kerly : (speechless) boohoo :(

kerly vs minyun ( future sister-in-law)

minyun : ure lobster kena eaten.. u sad or not?
kerly : yar, of course lah..
minyun : den u go buy a cat lah..
kerly : for wad?
minyun : take revenge lah.. let the cat eat the pufferfish... hahahahah
kerly : (speechless) boohoo :(

kerly vs sister

studyin together..
kermin : eh jiejie liang, ure damn stupid leh..
kerly : wah lao.. u den stupid lah..
kermin : poor tigsy only had one arm to defend himself.. and u put him to death by feedin him to the killer pufferfish...
kerly : wah lao.. i really dint know right?
kermin : (stood up and started actin out the fight btw tigsy, the one-armed lobster, and the killer pufferfish before he got sucked into the killer pufferfish's mouth)
kerly : (speechless) boohoo :(

see my life so sad.. kena one missin mr crab, one dead (eaten) tigsy and one horrid green killer pufferfish den kena suan till like that.. really sad life lah.. sigh.. sadness upon sadness..

but ok, let me tell u how lobsters get eaten in the wild..

1. the fish swims up to the lobster ..
2. fish takes a deep breath and den sucks in with all its might..
3. lobster's arm get sucked in (lobster can be as large as the ones u eat in sushi tai or seafood restaurant)
4. fish sucks again..
5. lobster's 2nd arm gone, lobster tries to run awae
6. fish sucks again.. and this time.. the whole lobster get sucked in..

see, fish are sucky!!!

u know i really hate this killer pufferfish.. every mornin when i wake up.. the first thg i do is to look over the tank and tell him " i hate you" and i think he hates me bac too.. alwaes shittin so much to pist me off.. u know ah.. every mornin i wake up, there's so much shit in his tank.. alwaes have to change water.. and its sucha scary thg to do.. the killer pufferfish never stops givin me a shock, by jumpin out of the tank or movin very quickly suddenly.. argh.. I HATE YOU!!!

and yar.. i've given up hope on my coke draw liao.. i'm so not gonna get it.. sigh.. sad life.. sad sad life..

Sunday, March 27, 2005

hi babe, i changed some of your info here & there & i've added you to my blog & accepted the invite for you also. so yeap, i will change your font colour & size tmrw okay ?

much love, spoilt legs

<3, KerlyBob! @ 10:46 pm |

oh yes.. before i forget..

happy birthdae qin qin !!

ure finally 20!! 2 decades old.. wah!!! welcome to club 20 :)

anywae, a few daes bac i got this msg frm xuel..

xuel : happy bdae kerly!! ure 2 decades old already:)
kerly : oh thankyou dear:) now, i'm in club 20 with diana and ah weng.. heehee
xuel : orh ure clubbin with them? dint know u guys are into clubbin these daes..

hahaha.. that silly xuel ah.. i bet she was feelin quite sad.. coz she thot we went clubbin without her.. heehee.. silly woman dun worry.. we wont forget u.. lalala~~ good luck for pros!!


oh yes, my sis, bro and sister-in-law keeps rubbin in the fact that i was dumb enuff to put tigsy with the killer pufferfish.. argh.. :(

kermin : my name's kermin coz i'm mean.. it suits me..
kerly : so?
kermin : and korkor jyn's name suit him too.. he's kerjyn and quite smart.. like genius
kerly : so wad?
kermin : but ure name dun suit u.. u love money.. ure name suit be kerching!!
kerly : u bloody piece of nehneh flesh.. :(

my sister's really mean.. :(

<3, KerlyBob! @ 5:53 pm |

hi friends, i've got sad news to share..
my lobster is DEAD !!
and mr crab's missin..

haii, how come?
u see ah.. rongs gave me a pufferfish for my bdae.. its called the killer pufferfish for now.. yes, and anywae, i WAS very happy.. coz now, tigsy have a new fren since mr crab ran awae.. so this mornin, i transferred tigsy and the killer pufferfish into a big big tank so that they can make frens... and before i left home to meet spoilt legs.. i went to visit the tank.. and guess wad?!?

NO MORE TIGSY!!!

yes, no more tigsy... only that big green killer pufferfish and the remains of tigsy.. haii.. so sad.. that horrid big green kiler pufferfish ate poor tigsy.. so so sad.. yupp, but luckily accordin to sum american research.. lobster's generally dun feel pain.. yar.. thats 'cause they do not have any pain centre in their brains.. so good for tigsy.. at least he dint die a painful death.. hope he dint die of heart attack thou.. cant u imagine.. tigsy swimmin in the water and havin fun.. den suddenly he's in the stomach of the killer pufferfish already.. wah how frighthenin!!!

yes, so now.. i'm quite happy that mr crab ran awae.. maybe he knew that he would get eaten.. and so he ran awae in advance.. wah.. mr crab, u are a smartie pants :) VERY GOOD!

okae.. anywae, i had a bbq coke party last night.. very good.. coz i managed to get 21 coke tabs.. yay!! means, 7 more entries.. haha.. hope i win the vespa.. i'm not greedy k? only aimmin for a vespa.. so u idiots with no licence.. back off!! dun join the coke draw lah.. u have no use for the vespa right?? sickenin..

yes, anywae, the bbq yest was very good.. we ate a lot of sausages and sotong balls.. and i forced everyone to drink a lot coke.. even managed to give laurene's dad 2 cans of coke leh.. heehee.. yar anywae, we were so full that we dint have space for the chicken wings.. which were supposed to be the main course... and for the first time.. none of our chicken wing was burnt!! very good hor?? yupp, and i think my mum shud go open a bbq chicken shop.. she enjoys bbqin chickens...

yupp.. den after that we cut my bdae cake.. can and mellow got it for me.. its a very yummy chocolate cake frm sweet secret.. oh yar.. laurene got me a box of chocolate.. she got lins the same thg for xmas last year.. stupid laurene!! ok, anywae, we played mahjong after that.. 10 cents per double.. char and i partnered against can and huis.. and we won!! the charker fund had $7.80, huis' fund had $1.70 and can had -$9.50.. no money to take cab home.. hahaha

and after mahjong was daitee, heart attack, murderer and indian poker!!! wah.. murderer was so scary.. i was alwaes the civilian.. den had to stare at everyone's eyeballs... waitin to be killed... so scary.. yar.. and i kept catchin the murderer in action.. saw mellow wink at lins.. saw can wink at rongs.. ok, at least i got to be murderer twice.. but i was too damn scared to wink at anyone.. so dint kill anybody.. very pok hor.. and that lins ah.. she's damn zai lah.. she winked at mellow and can at the same time.. winked at mellow with left eye den winked at can with the right.. damn funny lah..

wah.. indian poker was even better lah.. loser had to do a dare.. huis licked the glass ball of the water fountain in my livin room (huis, i bluff u lah.. we change the water of the fountain only once a month!!! hahahaha) and char had to go up to the madman's house in my neighbourhood to shout "GOOD MORNING SINGAPORE!!" at 6am in the morning.. i had to eat a banana btw rongs' foot and tickle char's hand with my tongue.. wah, i tell u, its bad karma to think of such disgustin dares coz whoever suggested it got the dare in the end.. for eg: rongs.. she suggested the king squeesh the banana in his hand till it was soggy and gross and den the loser eats it.. and she got it.. she ate it off freddy hand.. freddy was had so much fun squeeshin and squeeshin the banana.. after that she suggested everyone take turns to squeesh the banana and loser eats it.. and she got it again.. wah, i tell u.. its really damn disgustin coz we played mahjong and cards b4 that.. so our hands were damn dirty lah... but rongs liked it.. she said it was very yummy and sweet.. and and finally, char suggested that 'cause our hands were already dirtied with banana juice, we shud smear it on the loser's face.. and she got it.. hahaha.. poor baby..

ok yes, thanks for comin k?? i had a lot of fun.. pls come again another dae k?? maybe after all of ure exams.. yupp, shall go bac to my books now..

<3, KerlyBob! @ 4:19 pm |

Thursday, March 24, 2005

yayness anus !!

anywae, i shall write in big font so that auntie huis with spolit eyeballs can see my words..
i'm gonna learn frm char and write in nice short paras..
think i've been too wordy the last few times..

so my birthdae was good :)
wakin up at 12pm was good..
havin lunch at amk central was good..
findin coke tabs was good good good :)

goin to toa payoh central was good..
seein huis buy her $16 camera was good..
walkin ard lookin for cheap new hp was good..
findin more coke tabs was good good good :)

drivin home was good..
my dad forgot its my bdae, no so good..
doin laundry, not so good..
studyin for my pros.. not too good either..
goin to amk for rotiboy and bdae cake was good good good :)

eatin durian puff was good..
havin dinner with my loved one, very good :)
findin more coke tabs was good good good :)

goin to win coke's vespa?
dun think so..
haii, not good not good!!

ok, end of entry..
very good :)

ps: thanks for all ure bdae msges and stuffs k? they were very good :)

<3, KerlyBob! @ 9:21 am |

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

hey my smelly backside :)

i know this is not a good way to start off a letter
but hey ! i have no choice, for that is REALLY your name :)
twiddle dee dum
so i wish you the best day ever okay ?!?!?!
yes, very good !

love, pokey legs

<3, KerlyBob! @ 8:59 pm |

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

haii, every mornin i wake up feelin damn sian.. alwaes oversleepin.. how to study finish?? goin crazy liao.. its my hols already.. sch officially ended on 2nd march for me... but i dun feel like i'm havin a break.. still muggin like siao for my pros in april.. ahhhhhhhh I'M GOING MAD!! boohoo... someone save me :(

anywae, todae's a bad dae... and its only like 1033am?!! ARGH.. i just woke up like 80 mins ago.. and i'm in sucha bad mood already.. how how?? this is NO GOOD :( okae, so let me tell u why.. den maybe i'll feel better...

1. just finish watchin the l word.. the entire season.. wahhh... it was really good lah.. but! but I HATE BETTE!! why must she cheat on tina?? argh... oops.. sorry huis.. hope ure not readin this... but yar... why must bette cheat on tina?? tina's like how nice?? she quitted her job to have a baby.. she's so nice to bette all the time, even when bette's mean to her.. and she even wanted to sleep with sum pok guy just to have a baby for bette.. sucky banana... paiseh lah.. tina and shane's my fav for now.. so i'm very sad for her/them.. k, will not talk bout shane now.. but yar.. den that bette ah... oso one kinda.. wanna cheat on tina.. oso must cheat with a better lookin girl right? wah lao.. go and hook up with sum maid-lookin carpenter.. wah.. so ugly and disgustin lor... so sad... i hope bette dies in the next season... haha... k lah, i know she wont.. but char told me that everything's goin to be bad for bette in the next season.. so i'm quite excited.. got the first 3 episode already!! yar.. and i keep thinkin of the last part when tina started cryin when she linked bette to candice on alice's fuck board.. wah.. make me feel so sad for her oso.. haii...

2. althou i've finished watchin the first season of the l word.. i'm still missin 2 edisodes.. see, there's supposed to be 14 episodes right? but i only got 12!! cant figure out which 2 i missed... i know i definitely have E1-8.. and E11-14.. oh!! so i'm missin E9 & 10.. but its crazy.. i cant seem to find it on ares... ares sucks.. and everytime i load an episode... its alwaes the wrong one.. so irritatin..

anywae, huis... E8 - ennui, E9 - listen up & E10 - luck, next time.. yupp.. this is the right order.. char checked it up on the official website.. aiyo.. heard frm char u bought the entire vcd/dvd collection on ebay right?? ok ok, must lend us when ure done k?? wah.. so exciting.. lalala~~

3. i think i just got fine AGAIN.. like dunno how many times this month already.. got fine on char bdae.. den my car got clamped for $100 and so many many more.. argh... anywae, todae's one is shitty.. my cashcard with in the damn unit.. but when i passed thru the erp thgie, it dint deduct the money and there was a BEEP sound.. wah lao.. so irritatin.. all the cisco/ura/lta people shud go and eat shit... why wanna eat our money??

4. last but not least... my sis dint make it bac into hwa chong.. think she deserves to be there... damn the system... why so screwed up?? argh... feelin damn sian.. coz i cant do much for my sis.. i just feel damn lousy for not being able to do a shit bout this.... at least i helped her appeal at hc and aj.. but haii... u know appeal cases have like how little chance lah... so sad... so so sad... :(

5. oh yar.. one more.. i havent sent in my coke tabs yet... i'm not goin to win the vespa anymore.. so sad... boohoo..

<3, KerlyBob! @ 10:32 am |

Monday, March 21, 2005

look!! this is wad i received frm my med fac yahoo group mail..

Hey guys look what i've found... Apparently our dear amino acids lecturer Prof Tan Chee Hong moonlights as a carpenter when he's not in NUS and he has been sent to jail for bashing up a man who's apparentlyhaving an affair with his wife. Frankly, i think such a bastard deserves it. So sad, even his sons are joining him.

Check out the article here:http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/top/story/0,4136,84768,00.html?

Anyway, because he's in jail, i don't suppose you'll be able to contact him regarding any questions via his NUS account. However, you can try his new email account at 471845@prisons.gov.sg. Emails of encouragement are also welcome. Don't send large attachments though...Prisoners only get a 1MB email storage size.

Happy mugging.

- Yee

wahh... so scary!!

<3, KerlyBob! @ 8:59 pm |

Sunday, March 20, 2005

okae.. the adiddas sale was LOUSY.. why?

1. its at expo - so far awae.. aiyo.. the money i saved from the sales all used to pay petrol and parkin fees.. terrible terrible..

2. too many people - wah lao.. must queue like siao just to get in.. den ah.. when i was inside.. must squeeze here, squeeze there with all the fatty bodies.. aiyo.. no good..

3. the stuffs are plain UGLY - they suck lor.. the stuffs there are those unsold goods from last season or sumthg.. and they're really ugly.. and even if u find sumthg decent.. its either not much cheaper or u cant find ure size.. so sickenin...

okae.. shall not complain bout the sales anymore.. coz at least there was carrefour!! yes, and my sis, char and i bought many many stuffs.. like.. 30 packets of cheese rings, 30 packets of chicken rings, 30 packets of cheese balls, 2 long long tubes of springlez (my mum kept called it preingles.. den after we corrected her.. its springles) and many many more..

anywae, i've found the camera i wann on ebay.. its the best.. the cam i wann is a sony dsc-t3.. think its currently selling at $799 or sumthg.. and i found it on for $17?? haha.. ok.. i know its not gonna be that cheap lah.. but den ah.. the most expensive one there is like $400+.. still much cheaper than gettin it in singapore right?? should i get it?? but i scare!! wad if its a fako?? wad if it's spoilt?? and is there warranty?? wah.. how how how?? shoud i get it??

oh yar.. so sad.. char insulted me like hell todae.. she say i'm very fat.. she ah.. wanna make shorts for me for my bdae.. den go and buy so little cloth.. how come?? the cloth so small.. can hardly wrap my ass lor.. den she say i'm fat :( den the elastic band.. oso cut till so short.. put ard my waist macham bindin it.. den she say i'm fat :( yar.. den she just now she said that i'm 20 but i dun act like one.. so sad.. so so sad... boohoo

haii, sharpertooth's cryin again.. gotta go hug him now.. ciao

<3, KerlyBob! @ 8:26 pm |

hola :D
it's your favourite person in the world

yeap, it's ME
teehee :)

hope you kinda like the blog.
i'll probably change it again (when you decide to do away with the carebears)
okie dokies ?

muacks love.

<3, KerlyBob! @ 6:33 pm |

Saturday, March 19, 2005

hi there..

hmm, dunno wad to blog bout coz i've never blogged before.. okae.. but i'll try k?? :)

anywae, i wanna thank char mama for helpin me start this blog.. sharper tooth's really happy now.. coz his name is used as my blog add.. (feelin weird talkin to myself)

okae.. anywae, i washed my own car for the FIRST TIME todae.. heehee.. yes, i'm very pleased with myself.. VERY GOOD.. my baby march's dying soon.. the engine very pok liao.. so sad.. :( think i better take more pic of/with him.. oh yar.. i've decided to drink a lot of coke.. so that i can collect the many many tabs and join the coke competition.. they're giving awae vespas DAILY.. and the grand prize is a mini cooper!! so it would be very good if i win one.. heehee.. (k, i still feel funny talkin to myself..)

yar.. u know wad.. my maid ran awae.. so we're maidless for now.. and it really fun.. coz my mum's the new maid.. and its really very very fun bullyin her.. haha.. its damn cute when u see my mum sweepin the floor.. and my dad moppin the place.. so so cute.. lalala~~ they just look so cute together.. so happy for them.. VERY GOOD!! oh yar.. den my mum was sayin that in our family.. there's 3 classes of citizens.. my dad's the 1st class citizen.. coz he's the KING.. den my bro, sis and me.. we're 2nd class citizen coz we're the prince and princesses of the family.. den my mum's the 3rd class citizen.. coz she's THE MAID.. hahaha..

oh yes.. charmina is lyin on my bed, readin her storybook AGAIN.. so BORING hor.. alwaes ignore me one.. but yar.. and she's angry with me.. coz i told my dad that she got pokey legs.. den durin lunch just now.. he was makin fun of her.. u see ah.. this mornin, i started the car.. den the car's aircon wasnt workin lah.. so i thot it was the engine that's spoilt so i told my dad bout it.. den when he checked.. he found out that the AC button was off.. so he asked who did it.. den i said maybe its char's pokey legs coz its nearer to the button than my hands or legs wad.. den yar lor.. he kept laughin bout it.. so ITS NOT MY FAULT wad..

ok.. i'm goin off to the adiddas sales now.. hope i can get my mummy to pay for my stuffs later.. heehee.. ciao

<3, KerlyBob! @ 1:12 pm |

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

hi baby,
i'm blogging in your blog cos you don't know how to blog
but don't worry i will teach you how to blog
and i will TRY to make you a nicer blog, okay ???

for now, i love you.

sleep tight angel face :)

<3, KerlyBob! @ 2:21 pm |