kerly vs dad

at home..
dad : oh no, ure lobster died?
kerly : yes, the killer pufferfish ate it :(
dad : oh, i'm so sad for u.. ok, bring u out for nice dinner later
kerly : yay!!

at dinner..
dad : lets in chilli crab todae :)
kerly : wad? my lobster just died.. and mr crab's missin leh..
dad : haiya.. ok, here's the crabbie arm for u.. in memory of tigsy.. hahaha
kerly : (speechless) boohoo :(

so bad hor.. i mean, how can i eat a crab's arm when my lobster just got eaten.. so sad.. and he died fightin pufferfish with one arm.. haii.. u see ah.. i was washin his tank in hall.. left him on the table.. den that tigsy ah.. so active.. go and walk here, walk there on.. and ended up fallin off the table.. yupp.. that how he lost one arm

kerly vs mummy

mummy : wah.. ure pufferfish good life huh? first dae at home already got yummy lobster to eat..
kerly : haii, go awae
mummy : wanna go ave 4 to buy summore lobters to feed him? hahahaha..
kerly : (speechless) boohoo :(

kerly vs brother
bro : (lookin at the the pufferfish) wah.. the pufferfish so cute !!! come fishie fishie, come fishie..
kerly : hmpf ! i officially hate the killer pufferfish.. it ate tigsy up :(
bro : who ask u so stupid?
kerly : wad? how i know the killer pufferfish would eat tigsy up? not my fault lor..
bro : dun u know sea creatures eat each other one?
kerly : dint know that.. now i know..
bro : yar.. and its totally ure fault lor.. see, let me give u an eg
kerly : ok..
bro : see, ure studyin at the dinnin table right? so if i buy a plate of hokkien mee.. and put it in front of u.. ure eat it right? see !!! its the same logic.. u go and tempt the pufferfish..
kerly : wah lao..
bro : hahahahaha... stupid !!
kerly : (speechless) boohoo :(

kerly vs minyun ( future sister-in-law)

minyun : ure lobster kena eaten.. u sad or not?
kerly : yar, of course lah..
minyun : den u go buy a cat lah..
kerly : for wad?
minyun : take revenge lah.. let the cat eat the pufferfish... hahahahah
kerly : (speechless) boohoo :(

kerly vs sister

studyin together..
kermin : eh jiejie liang, ure damn stupid leh..
kerly : wah lao.. u den stupid lah..
kermin : poor tigsy only had one arm to defend himself.. and u put him to death by feedin him to the killer pufferfish...
kerly : wah lao.. i really dint know right?
kermin : (stood up and started actin out the fight btw tigsy, the one-armed lobster, and the killer pufferfish before he got sucked into the killer pufferfish's mouth)
kerly : (speechless) boohoo :(

see my life so sad.. kena one missin mr crab, one dead (eaten) tigsy and one horrid green killer pufferfish den kena suan till like that.. really sad life lah.. sigh.. sadness upon sadness..

but ok, let me tell u how lobsters get eaten in the wild..

1. the fish swims up to the lobster ..
2. fish takes a deep breath and den sucks in with all its might..
3. lobster's arm get sucked in (lobster can be as large as the ones u eat in sushi tai or seafood restaurant)
4. fish sucks again..
5. lobster's 2nd arm gone, lobster tries to run awae
6. fish sucks again.. and this time.. the whole lobster get sucked in..

see, fish are sucky!!!

u know i really hate this killer pufferfish.. every mornin when i wake up.. the first thg i do is to look over the tank and tell him " i hate you" and i think he hates me bac too.. alwaes shittin so much to pist me off.. u know ah.. every mornin i wake up, there's so much shit in his tank.. alwaes have to change water.. and its sucha scary thg to do.. the killer pufferfish never stops givin me a shock, by jumpin out of the tank or movin very quickly suddenly.. argh.. I HATE YOU!!!

and yar.. i've given up hope on my coke draw liao.. i'm so not gonna get it.. sigh.. sad life.. sad sad life..