hi friends, i've got sad news to share..
my lobster is DEAD !!
and mr crab's missin..

haii, how come?
u see ah.. rongs gave me a pufferfish for my bdae.. its called the killer pufferfish for now.. yes, and anywae, i WAS very happy.. coz now, tigsy have a new fren since mr crab ran awae.. so this mornin, i transferred tigsy and the killer pufferfish into a big big tank so that they can make frens... and before i left home to meet spoilt legs.. i went to visit the tank.. and guess wad?!?

NO MORE TIGSY!!!

yes, no more tigsy... only that big green killer pufferfish and the remains of tigsy.. haii.. so sad.. that horrid big green kiler pufferfish ate poor tigsy.. so so sad.. yupp, but luckily accordin to sum american research.. lobster's generally dun feel pain.. yar.. thats 'cause they do not have any pain centre in their brains.. so good for tigsy.. at least he dint die a painful death.. hope he dint die of heart attack thou.. cant u imagine.. tigsy swimmin in the water and havin fun.. den suddenly he's in the stomach of the killer pufferfish already.. wah how frighthenin!!!

yes, so now.. i'm quite happy that mr crab ran awae.. maybe he knew that he would get eaten.. and so he ran awae in advance.. wah.. mr crab, u are a smartie pants :) VERY GOOD!

okae.. anywae, i had a bbq coke party last night.. very good.. coz i managed to get 21 coke tabs.. yay!! means, 7 more entries.. haha.. hope i win the vespa.. i'm not greedy k? only aimmin for a vespa.. so u idiots with no licence.. back off!! dun join the coke draw lah.. u have no use for the vespa right?? sickenin..

yes, anywae, the bbq yest was very good.. we ate a lot of sausages and sotong balls.. and i forced everyone to drink a lot coke.. even managed to give laurene's dad 2 cans of coke leh.. heehee.. yar anywae, we were so full that we dint have space for the chicken wings.. which were supposed to be the main course... and for the first time.. none of our chicken wing was burnt!! very good hor?? yupp, and i think my mum shud go open a bbq chicken shop.. she enjoys bbqin chickens...

yupp.. den after that we cut my bdae cake.. can and mellow got it for me.. its a very yummy chocolate cake frm sweet secret.. oh yar.. laurene got me a box of chocolate.. she got lins the same thg for xmas last year.. stupid laurene!! ok, anywae, we played mahjong after that.. 10 cents per double.. char and i partnered against can and huis.. and we won!! the charker fund had $7.80, huis' fund had $1.70 and can had -$9.50.. no money to take cab home.. hahaha

and after mahjong was daitee, heart attack, murderer and indian poker!!! wah.. murderer was so scary.. i was alwaes the civilian.. den had to stare at everyone's eyeballs... waitin to be killed... so scary.. yar.. and i kept catchin the murderer in action.. saw mellow wink at lins.. saw can wink at rongs.. ok, at least i got to be murderer twice.. but i was too damn scared to wink at anyone.. so dint kill anybody.. very pok hor.. and that lins ah.. she's damn zai lah.. she winked at mellow and can at the same time.. winked at mellow with left eye den winked at can with the right.. damn funny lah..

wah.. indian poker was even better lah.. loser had to do a dare.. huis licked the glass ball of the water fountain in my livin room (huis, i bluff u lah.. we change the water of the fountain only once a month!!! hahahaha) and char had to go up to the madman's house in my neighbourhood to shout "GOOD MORNING SINGAPORE!!" at 6am in the morning.. i had to eat a banana btw rongs' foot and tickle char's hand with my tongue.. wah, i tell u, its bad karma to think of such disgustin dares coz whoever suggested it got the dare in the end.. for eg: rongs.. she suggested the king squeesh the banana in his hand till it was soggy and gross and den the loser eats it.. and she got it.. she ate it off freddy hand.. freddy was had so much fun squeeshin and squeeshin the banana.. after that she suggested everyone take turns to squeesh the banana and loser eats it.. and she got it again.. wah, i tell u.. its really damn disgustin coz we played mahjong and cards b4 that.. so our hands were damn dirty lah... but rongs liked it.. she said it was very yummy and sweet.. and and finally, char suggested that 'cause our hands were already dirtied with banana juice, we shud smear it on the loser's face.. and she got it.. hahaha.. poor baby..

ok yes, thanks for comin k?? i had a lot of fun.. pls come again another dae k?? maybe after all of ure exams.. yupp, shall go bac to my books now..