finally made up my mind...
i'm not gonna roll dices no more..

Thursday, May 26, 2005

money's not for free.. money's not for you and me :(

hello hello... i'm back :)
just got bac from orchard hotel...
stayed one night there..
coz charibo's mum had some voucher..
orchard hotel's not as good as i thot it would be..
the room's even smaller than the $38 a night asia hotel room in thai..
but at least the shampoo bottles were nice..
hahaha... and of course i took them home..
hey hey.. i'm tryin to be a GOOD singaporean k?
anything free must take!!
but its really nice lah...
i dun take those ugly one k??
anywae, i did pay for the shampoo bottles in the end.. $4 each..
coz overnight parking there was $12... argh!!

oh yes.. before that..
we went for the buffet lunch there...
YUMMAY :)
the food there is G-R-E-A-T :)
very very good...
okae lah.. at least its much better than the grand corpthrone waterfront one...
tell you ah.. after eatin at grand corpthrone..
i totally lowered my expectation of hotel buffets to zero..
wah liew!! maybe we were just plain suay or sumthing..
but the dae we chose to eat at grand corpthrone..
they had to have some new zealand fair thingie..
so the buffet was new zealand style...
and it was yucky to the max can?!?
plus we had to pay $5 on top of the regular buffet price for it..
yupp.. so it was like $40 per person..
but of course we had voucher.. hah-ha!!
but still ended up payin $18 for one glass of coke..
hotels are such money suckers!!!

talkin bout money's makin me feel sad..
4 months worth of saving's gone..
gone with the thai trip.. more gone tomorrow when i leave for thai again!!
gone with my NEW CAMERA!!!! heehee :) :) :)
gone with all the expensive buffets and hotel stay..
i'm broke now :(

but okae.. bac to happy things..
i just got my camera...
lalalalalalalala.. the pretty pretty sony T-3..
he's called mr kerly black..
but you can called him mr black..
and i feel like killin myself!!!
got it for $590 + upgrade memory card + spare batt + GST!!!
GST GST GST!!!! why must have GST??
add the GST then become very very expensive...
haii, i shud have gotten it durin the sony fare 2 weeks back..
den i could have save like $30 and get a free leather camera case free!!!
the damnass camera case cost $59 leh...
ta-me-da..
but at least i made charmina sew me a camera pouch..
so nice and cute.. not too bad yar??

k lah... i better start studyin now..
got mahjong tonight.. heehee
and breakfast at st nicks tomorrow..
wah.. life is good man..
(would be better without supps thou)
bye people..

<3, KerlyBob! @ 11:38 am |

Sunday, May 22, 2005

okae.. i better blog bout something else now..
later suay suay.. my blog kena read by some media person...
hahaha.. like it would ever be.. but yar.. i better be careful..
in case.. i kena in the newspaper for advocating suicides..
or worst.. kena kicked out of med school :(

so anywae.. todae i shall blog bout some happy and sad stuffs

happy stuffs first :)

1. my family just had a bbq party...
just the four of us only.. its was to celebrate the departure of my bro..
hahaha.. no lah.. it was to celebrate vesak dae...
at first i thot it would be quite dumb...
but it was very fun.. and the food was yummay :)

i rem 4 years bac.. i moved back home after 9 months of renovation..
but we ah.. stupidly shifted home on vesak dae..
den in the end kena all the suay luck from everywhere...
you know vesek dae is a GOOD dae for everything except for moving house
the feng shui master said that its such a bad thing that..
"even the grass in your house will die"
and true enough.. all the plants in my garden died..
also.. my dad's business went bad.. my mum's job too..
so did my studies.. boohoo..
so rem.. DO ANYTHING ON VESAK DAE EXCEPT MOVE HOUSE

2. i just brought myself 2 adidas watches..
its the colourful ones you see everywhere..
its really nice right?? especially the green and red one..
and yes, those are the 2 colours i've got!!!
and guess wad.. i got them at a 20% discount..
so cheap cheap :) happy happy :)

okae.. now for the sad news..

1. i think i'm goin to fail my pdcp test..
yupp.. its the psycology course that i had to go for..
we had an exam at the end of the course..
and worst part is that this exam counts as 5% of my final year graduating grade
so anywae.. we were supposed to write 2 essays in 2 hours..
this are the questions i attempted..
qn1. Using yourself as the subject, discuss the relevance of theories from both the psycological self and the social self, in the development of your self concept
qn2. Discuss how an understanding of your self-concept and your communication styles could enhance quality of your interpersonal relationships

so anywae, after reading qn1.. i was really happy..
the qn sounded damn easy lah.. plus can talk bout urself..
in the end.. i just kept talkin bout myself in the essay...
only referrin to the psycological self and social self thingie once in a while..
while all my frens wrote bout and discussed those cheem cheem theories..
and only referrin to themselves once in the while..
die lah :(

den for the second qn..
everyone discussed the idea of self-concept and communicate styles..
and give ocassionally give one or two examples to support their points..
for me.. i just gave a couple of examples and said like
see.. from this we can see that blah blah blah's important...
hahaha.. i'm so dead..
but i'm crazy lah.. i knew i was writin out of point..
but i just continued... crazy crazy crazy :(

<3, KerlyBob! @ 8:18 pm |

Saturday, May 21, 2005

kids.. dun try this at home !!

hey.. i've decided to share some of my knowledge on anatomy..
ok, let's talking bout killing yourself..

please do not cut your wrist in attempt to kill yourself!!!

i repeat, please do not cut your wrist in attempt to kill yourself!!!
yes, it is almost 100% guranteed that you wont die from that..
and worst thing is.. you'll have to live with an ugly scar across your wrist..
to remind you of ure stupidity..

okae, here's why not to cut your wrist..
first.. turn ure wrist over to the palmar side..
see the bluish purplish vessels??
yes, they are ure veins..
and you can see them becoz they are superficial..
take a closer look.. now do you realise that they're kinda small.. and narrow??
yupp.. so cuttin those veins wouldnt kill you..
the blood that comes out of those veins are so little..
that you'll probably fall asleep.. tryin to bleed to death..

so which blood vessels in ure wrist shud you cut??
okae.. the blood vessels you shud cut are the deeper and larger arteries..
they are redder in colour coz they contain oxygenated blood..
and they are much larger than those bluish superficial veins...
yes.. you shud cut them !!
the blood would flow outta them is much quicker..
and you'll probably stand a higher chance of bleedin to death
but unfortunately.. you cant see them
becoz they're hiden beneath the tendons of the muscles in ure hand..
so if you still insist of cuttin your wrist in attempt to kill yourself..
den you'll have to cut deeper!!!

but wait!! there are consequences..
first.. to get to the bigger arteries..
you'll have to cut off all ure tendons..
and that would paralyse your hand..
but if you still do manage to cut those arteries..
then good for you..

but you still wont die yet.. why??
thats becoz our body has a defence mechanism..
when blood vessels are injured or broken, they secretes some substance..
these substances cause the injured blood vessels and their neighbours to constrict..
preventing excessive blood loss
so.. TOO BAD !!!
ure still not goin die.. and thats not too bad yet..
the worst part is that ure still alive..
with a paraysed hand and an ugly scar across your wrist..
hahhaha...

so my advice is..
dun cut ure wrist to kill urself..
do sumthing smarter!!
kill yourself with carbon monoxide..
you'll able die in ure sleep..
and still be able to look pretty
thats coz carbon monoxide keeps you pink
hahhahahaha..

but.. if you still insist on cuttin your wrist...
den i say.. take a chopper..
its faster.. cleaner... and maybe you might be able to bleed to death...

<3, KerlyBob! @ 12:32 pm |

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

hallo.. been rather busy lately..
school has kinda started already for me.. M1, sem 3
you know, we pay much more school fees than other faculty students..
so yar.. we have more school too.. to make our money worth..
anywae, currently we're having a crash course on psycology and sociology..
its really fun and interesting.. no wonder everyone wanns to study that

anywae, the point of teachin all this is to make us a better doctor..
to teach us how to treat our patients right and stuff..
so far we have learnt bout self-awareness and communication
its only through self-awareness that we can know more bout ourselves and improve

here's some stuffs i've been thinkin bout..
we did this punnet square thingie..
the area known to both you and ure frens is called the arena..
the area known to you but not ure frens is called facade..
area known to ure frens but not to you.. is called ure blindspot..
and the area unknown to both you and ure frens is called the unknown.. like duh?
its basically an area in ure life that you shud discover..
so anywae, i did the personality/identity test..
and realised that i've a great area of arena and blindspot... and a little of both facade and unknown..
thot it was great.. coz at least i knew that i was behaving like my true self most of the time..
but after the discussion and stuffs.. i realised that it might not be a good thing after all..
i show so much of my true self.. put myself out in the open.. and i'm all vulnerable..
if i'm lucky.. i find true frens that really care.. but if not, i'll get taken advantage of..
and i realised that most of the time.. you'll kena cheated ...
like the damn woman that banged into my car.. she promised to pay the damages..
but backed out and refused everything in the end..
at least i learnt from that experience.. but does that mean that i shud be on guard on the time??
that would be so sad right?? everyone suspecting everyone else all the time..
i guess i'm a simple and too trusting person.. maybe its the environment i grew up in..
all so sheltered and stuffs.. but even this environment is changin..
pple i love and trust so much can be as vicious and evil as strangers.. its so scary..
this course kinda made me start thinkin and reflectin alot... wow!!

anywae, todae's topic was a continuation of communication..
and one of the issue we brought up was bout judgin pple.. thru their actions and stuffs
its supposed to teach us not to jump to conclusion bout pple too soon..
we did exercises on different scenarios..
mine was about a guy who comes and see you regardin a chest pain..
after examinatin him.. you realised it was merely muscle spasma..
but he refuses to believe you and insists on more checks and tests...
so.. our task was to roll the D.I.E
make a Description of wad he did.. Interpret it and Evaluate ure impression of him..
so an example of our discussion is that maybe that patient had relatives that had similar chest pain..
which the doctor shrugged off as a muscle cramp..
and daes later they die.. so that patient would naturally be insecure...
or may the patient is the sole breadwinner of his family..
so naturally he's worried for his family.. yar and lots of other reasons...

then one of my classmate asked..
so when shud be we stop rollin the D.I.E??
when shud be we stop giving reasons/excuses for people's actions..
and start judging them as who they are..
is there a limit??
here's an example.. you pick up a book that looks like shit..
you think to urself.. cannot judge a book by its cover..
and so you decide to give it a chance and read it..
after readin the first chapter.. you think its shitty..
but then again.. you think this writer might be keepin the best for last..
so you give him another chance and read the next chapter.. and the next.. and the next..
and after finishing the book.. you still think this writer sucks..
but you dun wanna be so quick to judge him..
so you give him another chance.. maybe this is not his best work..
and so you try another book of his.. and everything repeats itself..
in no time.. you finish all his books and realised that he's a truely lousy writer..
but its too late.. you've spent all ure money on his books..
and spent all your time readin his books..
so yupp... applyin it to life..
how many times shud one disappoint you before you give up on him??
does it depends on how much that person mean to you ??
then again.. wad if you dun mean as much to that person as he does to you?
den how? wad shud you do??
coz unlike the books that can all be bought and read...
your life and everything else would never have an end until you die..
so how? stay on.. let him use and hurt you before you give up?
but by den.. you'll probably be too old and tired..
or just leave before anything bad happens to you??
wad if he has changed for the better? then wouldn't you be missin out on that??
haii.. this is so cheem :(

<3, KerlyBob! @ 5:44 pm |

Sunday, May 15, 2005

growin up is for free, growin up is for you and me

i like growing up.. growin up is fine
but the worst part of growing up is growing fat :(
when ure young.. and fat.. people think its cute..
when ure slightly older.. people say its baby fats..
but when ure as old as me.. and as fat as me..
its no longer cute.. no longer baby fats..
its just fats fats and more more fats :(
plain ugly :(

my sis.. char and i are suffering from the fats syndrome..
we just eat ourselves silly everydae.. even if we're not hungry...
my sis told me to stop her if she ate another packet of tops chocolate bar..
i said i'll slap her silly if she did..
and she just went downstair to grab bar of tops chocolate
i slapped her like mad..
and now she's eating her chocolate.. half crying and half smiling..
okae.. not literally cryin.. in case u guys think i'm that evil..
but anywae, she's cryin coz she's upset with herself for eatin the chocolate
and smilin coz it tastes so good..
you shud take a look at her.. damn funny

anywae, growin up in st nicks was fun..
oh yar.. i suddenly rem this...

in sec 4, after being called up by miss low li eng to see xiao zhang bout my earholes,
we were sittin outside xiao zhang's office, waitin for her..
kerly: so miss low.. i heard we're not allowed to wear berms and skirts for Be-YOU dae??
miss low: yar..
kerly: why not? orh.. is it because you think that we're fat??
miss low: wad? no!! why do you think so?
kerly: coz if we wear long pants under the sun.. it would be like slim wrap..
miss low: huh?
kerly: our legs will sweat so much.. it will skinnier.. you wann that right??
miss low: hahahaha!!!
anywae, she mentioned it durin mornin assembly the next dae..
made me so paiseh..
but at least, in the end, they allowed us to wear skirts and berms..
but must be below the knees.. heehee :)

<3, KerlyBob! @ 10:14 pm |

Saturday, May 14, 2005

hello hello..
i'm taking a break from studyin..
rather proud of myself..
i've been studyin quite a bit for the last 2 daes..
but still worried.. i think i cant finish studyin in time..
haii..

anywae, i went to my mum's room to steal chips from my sis just now..
and ended up stayin there eatin her chips and helpin her brainstorm for ideas for her ipw
she's doin sumthing on mini eco gardens..
and these brought bac quite a lot of memories from st nicks..

i still rem, we used to have a little crocodile enclosure in st nicks..
it was beside the small gate at street 13..
and we used to have a chicken enclosure at the py classrooms..
i rem, last time when i was in py..
one of the chicken jumped out of the enclosure and chased a secondary sch girl
we were so small and scared at that time.. everyone ended up cryin
hahahaha..

and that reminded me of my crazy py classmate..
i think she was a bit crazy.. as in really crazy crazy..
so anywae, i brought my ribena waterbottle to sch that dae..
was really proud of it.. coz it was the "in" thing at that time
den that crazy girl wanted to kiss it.. and i refused..
so she said she'll kiss me instead.. and ended up chasing me around the classroom
i was so terrified.. i started cryin and runnin at the same time..
hahhahahha...

oh yar.. and now i suddenly rem why xiao zhang loved me so much
in primary sch.. toon and i used to go up to her office every mornin..
actually i cant rem if it was toon or rongs.. but anywae..
our main motive was to get the free sweets from her yellow tin...
you know.. go up to her office, greet xiao zhang "good mornin xiao zhang"
den she says.. " guai guai" and den hands us our sweets.. heehee
i guess we did it so often that after awhile, she loved us.. hahaha...
and did you know...
we used to say the mornin prayer and sing the morning hymms with xiao zhang everydae??
yupp, so those crazy little girls singin from the PA system every mornin was actually me and toon..
hahahaha...

haiyo... i miss st nicks so much..
i miss the school.. the shitty teachers who in wae helped me get to where i am now...
the yummay delicious canteen food.. the staying bac after school to hang out..
the horribly long badminton trainin sessions.. the outings after that..
those fun times we had preparing for sports dae.. the 60th and 65th anniversary..
xiao zhang's farewell.. haiyo.. everything lah..
i miss my seniors and miss my frens too..
too bad everything's changed now..

ok, i better stop now...
shud go bac to my books now..
bye.. and stay pretty yar?

<3, KerlyBob! @ 4:53 pm |

Friday, May 13, 2005

terrible terrible terrible!!!
i must complain!!!
horrible things, one after another alwaes happens to me :(

anywae, during revision lecture todae..
we found out that everyone who went for the morning session of vivas passed..
while everyone who went for the afternoon session got into supp :(
and we think its dr martin lee who killed us..
he wasnt in the mornin session..
rem, i said he kept repeatin the same questions to me many many times..
and each time i gave an answer, he said i got it wrong..
well, it happened to all of the others too..
and also, we all had the same killer question..
"describe cell signaling in hormones"
wah.. maybe they decided that having too many passed in the mornin was a bad thing..
and so they decided to fail us all.. boohoo :(

oso, a few daes bac.. while playin mahjong, i realised that my retainers were missing..
so sad, $700 + $150 gone..
i lost both my pink, glow-in-the-dark retainers as well as the transparent one
dint dare to tell my mum coz she'll kill me..
you know she nags me all the time..
bout not wearin my retainers and stuffs..

anywae, this mornin when my sis was using the toilet..
the pipes suddenly got choked and water started overflowing..
so my dad had to call in a plumber for $150
and guess wad? along with 2 balls of hair, were my 2 sets of lost retainers..
so gross right??
but anywae, i got scoldin from my mummy..
she thot i hated wearin retainers so much that i threw them into the drain..
and now, i owe my dad $150 for the plumber becoz its all my retainer's fault..
dunno even know how they dropped in there anywae :(

yar.. and now that i got my 2 sets of retainers back..
i dunno wad to do..
cant u imagine wad those retainers went through.. deep down in the pipes??
i cant imagine puttin them bac into my mouth.. eeeeek :(
i washed and brushed them 3 times with toothpaste..
its now soakin in oral wash..
and i'm goin to soak them in anti-bacteria wash later..
but.. but.. the damn thot of those shitty, disgustin stuffs on them is really freakin me out..
how how?? wad shud i do???

haii... my poor, sad life :(

<3, KerlyBob! @ 6:13 pm |

a big thankyou to charmeemee :)

just wanna thank charmeemee for redoin my blog..
now its nice and pretty..
just like the babies in my car..
they'll be proud to know that they're on my blog now..

and i know pink's not my colour..
but i really do like it alot... really!!
and so does sharpertooth..
he loves pink :)
he'll be really glad to see my blog :)

thanks char :)

<3, KerlyBob! @ 11:57 am |

here's sum interesting facts bout my car
1. its 8 years old already.. but still workin very fine :)
2. nissan stopped producing this model 6 years back, in 1999
3. it was one of the most ex 1 litre car sold in singapore, why?
4. becoz it was one of the few 1 litre cars to have 5 gears
(most 1 litre cars have 4 gears only)
5. also, it is one of the few 1 litre cars with power steering
(most 1 litre cars do not have power steering, take a look around)
6. and most importantly, its one of the few 1 litre cars, maybe the only one at that time, to have both a 5 gear engine and power steering

WOW!! my march is great :)

anywae, here's a thot..
why do people sterotype medical students??
in their opinion, we're supposed to be nerds..
so we're supposed to be home studyin all the time..
we cannot be wild.. we cannot be seen at parties or clubs..
also, we cannot do badly in exams coz we'll be bad doctors in the future..
we cannot misbehave coz no one will respect us when we become doctors..
but den again.. if we're all nerds.. everyone will complain..
they'll say..
medical students must be versatile.. must be all rounders..
we must be smart, intelligent, hardworkin and yet still have fun..
so wad kinda fun are we supposed to fun?
the nerdly kind?? wad's the nerdy kind?
someone, pls tell me.. argh..

why cant you guys see as us normal students??
other students do screw up once in a while..
why cant we?? why dun u go pick on them?
yes.. i know, its more important coz we handle people's lives as doctors..
but give us a break ok?
we're human too :(

anywae, i went for revision lecture todae..
total waste of time..
but at least i managed to pay my fees at the office of finance..
hand in my form to the dean's office..
and most importantly.. find out the date of my supp paper..
and guess wad.. its on june 6..
at first it was june 16 den june 13.. and now its june 6
they just love bringin it forward... how irritating!!

so its 2 more weeks of mugging..
i'm goin die.. not enuff time..
i dun wanna get retained.. i'll just kill myself if i do..
argh... stressed stressed stressed!!!
and the KL and thai trip is gonna burn up more daes
damn.. why did i choose to go for hols before supp??
why do i alwaes put myself in such a hopeless situation???
i'm such an asshole.. someone kill me!!!

i think i'm crazy..
i know my studies and future's most important to me..
yet i choose to screw up..
you know, people screw up coz they do the wrong thgs at the wrong time..
look, i'm a perfect example..
fuck this.. i'm in such a terrible mood now.. haii

<3, KerlyBob! @ 11:27 am |

Thursday, May 12, 2005

zao an ning hao
jin tian hui geng hao

(i do know it's almost evening)

:)
new layout, courtesy of Char-mee mee
ME !
yes thankyou you
however,
there is a flaw in the great scheme of templates
roar

can't seem to get it to work properly
chalk it down to my absence of proper html skills
o-my-wellingtons, kerly, you will have to make do with this
till i find a solution

til then,
anybody with better html skills,
please do not hesitate to step right up
and help this damsel in distress
thankyou you
:)

cheers, char

<3, KerlyBob! @ 4:43 pm |

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

goodbye puffy..

just came bac from bishan park..
my bro and i went there to drop puffy off..
that puffy refuses to eat.. even after i changed the bloodworms to the japanese kind..
my bro said.. if puffy dies.. its better to let him die outside den at home..
so yupp, we decide to let him go at bishan park..

i think bishan park's better for puffy too..
he seems happier there ...
at home.. he's alwaes lying at the bottom of the tank..
lookin as if he's gonna die..
but when we released him at the bishan park pond..
he looked so happy.. swam around alot..
sickenin fish.. make us to worried for nothing..

anywae, go visit him when ure free k?
he's like the biggest fish there..
i dropped him off at the pond in front of the restaurant, explorer..


as round as pansy's pancake

last night was F-U-N :)
met laurene at tiong bahru to settle the thai trip thing..
after that.. we headed to suntec for kenny rogers with toon, mellow and becks..
dinner was great.. we ate the gambler set..
one whole chicken, half a slab of ribs, 4 side dishes , 4 corn muffins and 3 lemon teas
that laurene ah.. chose sum vege-macaroni thgie which no one but herself ate..

oh yar.. laurene was telling us bout her encounter with a very very desperate guy..
but that girl ah.. very silly one.. alwaes gettin herself into this kinda trouble..
well, u see, that guy asked her out for dinner..
he touched her knees in the car, while driving..
she dint do anything bout it coz she thot he was tryin to be frenly or sumthg..
den he brought her up to mount faber when he tried to hold her hands..
and even tried to hug her from behind..
and all this while she never thot of runnin awae from him in a cab..

after that he tried kissing her in the car..
and after gettin pushed awae several times..
he managed to lick her ears..
and that laurene ah... instead of jumping out of the car immediately..
she leaned towards him.. and used his sleeves to clean her ears!!
crazy right?? it even gave that guy a shock..
after that he thot she was interested.. and called her "naughty" in the very cheecopek wae..
but in the end, she managed to jump out of his car and run upstair when he dropped her home..

oh yar.. after dinner, laurene took us to tour the suntec area..
she brought us to mileunia walk first.. den to pan pacific hotel..
not bad.. singapore actually has quite some nice stuffs to look at..

after our tour, we headed down to eskibar..
toon read bout it in the papers...
i think i read bout it too.. the entire bar made of ice.. pple even have to drink out of an ice cube..
yupp.. so we were damn excited bout it lah..
but when we reached there.. we realised that the bar was quite lousy..
the whole place was furnished in white.. with blue neon lights to give the impression that its cold..
and it was only 15degrees lah..
but at least there was a little area in front that was zero degrees.. so we stayed out there for awhile..

later we left for the boat quay branch..
the bartender told us that the bar top of there was made of ice..
and after searching like siao for that place..
we found eskibar packed with pple.. it wasnt cold anymore..
and even the bar made up of ice like already half melted..
so my verdict, eskibar sucks.. not worth goin.. hahaha

<3, KerlyBob! @ 3:15 pm |

Monday, May 09, 2005

hohoho!! all's well :)
it turned out that mummy got the wrong idea..
she thot i bought her apple strudel..
when she found out that it was actually durian..
she was really pleased :)
she quickly gobbled down 2 huge slices before the clock strike 12
and thanked me for the mothers' dae gift..

before that.. my sis realised her mistake..
and she made my mum a lovely sorry cum invitation card..
its really nice i must say..
anywae, now my mum and sis has a date...
they're goin to watch "it takes 2" by hossen leong and salina
hope they have fun..

anywae, there's a froggie in my house!!
really cute and silly..
it was hoppin around my garden..
and den it hopped onto the drive wae..
when it saw my car comin in...
it started hoppin really quickly toward the walls..
think it was tryin to run awae from the lights..
but it keeps hoppin into the wall and bouncing off it..
hahaha.. stupid froggie..

oh yar.. update on puffy..
i hate puffy.. yes.. again..
its irritating and idiotic..
dunno why.. but it refuses to eat the bloodworms i got it..
it used to eat 2-3 cubes a dae..
now it doesnt even eat a single cube..
at first i thot it wasnt used to the cheaper locally produced worms..
so i went bac to get the expensive japanese ones for him..
and still he refuses to eat.. argh!!!
so sickenin.. and becoz it doesnt eat..
i have to change its water.. like everydae..
coz there's so much uneaten worms all over the tank..
so mah fan.. sickenin...

okae, bac to my books now..
i'm a good girl now :)

<3, KerlyBob! @ 8:08 pm |

Sunday, May 08, 2005

before i start,

HAPPY BIRTHDAE LONG BEAN CHONG :)

okae, anywae.. as i was saying..
there are many waes to disappoint ure mum on mothers' dae..
you can forget to get her presents...
you can forget to wish her "happy mothers' dae"
but the worst thing is to do.. is to ignore all her hard work..
and just treat her like shit.. on this very dae..
and thats wad my family did todae..

well.. this is wad happened..
i went to buy her durian strudle..
and when i got bac.. i wished her happy mothers' dae..
surprisingly, i was the first and only one that remembered to..
my mum's reply was "wah, u remembered ah.."
and den she thanked me for the durian strudle...
but said she never liked it..
haii, i dunno why but i alwaes thot she liked it..
i was so excited to give it to her actually..
now i'm feelin really bad bout it..
my sis even asked if i got it coz i like eatin it..

but thats not all...
my mum's entire dae was spent cleanin the house.. ALONE..
my sis was busy studyin.. so was i..
i'm down with flu and fever.. boohoo...
my dad was busy on the comp and my bro was out..
after that.. my mum wanted to go to people's park to see her tailor..
i followed.. and in the car..
during the whole conversation.. i could see that my mum was clearly disappointed..
not only no one helped her with the housework..
no one even cared bout her... for the entire dae...
to think we were taught to show appreciation for our mums on mothers' dae..
haii..

dinner time was the ultimate..
you know my family have compulsory family dinner on sundaes..
so as usual.. my mum prepared dinner..
she spent the entire afternoon cookin...
prepared special dishes todae coz todae was supposed to be a special dae...
and guess wad.. no one wanted to have dinner..
my dad was busy on the comp.. we had to call him down for dinner a million times..
my sis was busy readin her mag... even during dinner..
she just sat there, in front of her rice and just continue readin her mag.. dint even touch her food...
and my bro was busy celebrating mothers' dae with minyun's family..
so sad right?? no one appreciated her hard work..
i tried to eat as much as i can... but it was hopeless..
coz my mum was already feelin depressed at the situation...

to make things worst..
my dad joked to my sis that she havent wished my mum for that dae..
and my sis just said "happy mothers' dae" to my mum without even lookin up from her mag...
after that.. my mum told me in the kitchen that todae's the worst dae of all..
"its alright not to celebrate it for me.. but it feels like shit that you guys are behaving like that..
its the saddest dae of all.. worst den normal daes.."

but at least my bro came home with presents for her..
he got her a very cute thankyou card.. with his baby pics and stuffs
and minyun got her a bunch of flowers..
my dad's takin her out later.. i hope she cheers up...
we're such horrible children.. haii :(

<3, KerlyBob! @ 6:59 pm |

Friday, May 06, 2005

this mornin, the first thing i thot of when i was changin..
was to wear the cyan polo tee i bought from u2..
i got it like last year.. but havent wore it before..
so i decided to give it a try...

when i reached char's place..
guess wad?!?
she was wearin her cyan polo tee from fila..
and she was wearin berms.. like me..
just different colour...
but pretty cool right??
that was wad i thot so too..
at first...

den we went to donate blood at outrum..
at the end of the donation..
i chose to have my arm bandaged in a green band..
and guess wad?!?
char's nurse decided to bandage hers in green too..
there's like green, pink and yellow..
and yet she chose the same colour as mine!!

den when we got home..
my eye hurt.. so i took off my hard lens.. and wore specs..
wah... in the end.. char and i looked like reflection of each other..
same specs.. same cyan polo tee.. same green colour bandage on our arms..
and when we went to bishan for dinner..
everyone kept givin us the weird look..
boohoo.. so embarassing...

moral of the story:
cannot wear everythg the same.. later very malu one.. hahaha

<3, KerlyBob! @ 9:48 pm |

michelle is mama mimi lim bobo :)

todae was a good dae :)
mama mimi lim bobo, ah weng, da-ren & charmee-mee came over to play mahjong..
ah weng bought a lot of food.. yummay :)

charmee-mee dint play much..
she was busy readin her book..
but she wore red to give me good luck..
unfortunately, she tapped my shoulder a little too many times..
and my lucky went awae..

but anyhow, i won money..
i won $10.40.. heehee
quite a bit considerin the fact that we played 10cents per double..
yupp, but i'm still bout $20 down..
better make a date with the gamblers soon..

i need money..
all these travellin around is makin me broke..
broke broke broke.. haii...
$730 down from the thai trip..
prolly another $500 down for the next thai trip..
prolly $200 down for my munus trip to kl..
$695 for my new cam, upgraded memory card & spare batt
$40 for epilator for my sis
man... i better find a job soon..

but den again.. i've to study for my supp paper..
wah.. this is horrid..
no more hols for kerly..
sadness upon sadness..

ps: rem, michelle is mama mimi lim bobo :)

<3, KerlyBob! @ 1:33 am |

Thursday, May 05, 2005

char's changin the bed sheets...
anywae, this was wad happened just now..

char tryin to change the covers of our flattest pillow - pi-luo
and kerly, tryin to stop her..
becoz pi-luo likes to be purple in colour..
so kerly was tryin her best to save pi-luo..
so anywae, kerly grabbed one end pi-luo..
and char quicked grabbed the other end..
they were strugglin strugglin strugglin...
pull here.. pull there.. pull everywhere..
den kerly: ok, i'll give u pi-luo if you let me have the other end.. to hug for a while
char: okae, you give me ure end first!!
kerly: okae..
and so that's how kerly stupidly lost pi-luo to char...
poor pi-luo's sad and green now..
and char's pleased.. coz she thinks i'm simple.. and easy to bluff...
boohoo.. :(

anywae, char wann me to tell u this..
char knows me very well..
why??

you know i like drivin fast..
my record..
on my march (manual) - 110km/h along aye toward keppel
on my dad's matrix - 130km/h along cte towards ave 1
on my mum's lancer - 140km/h along tpe bac from airport
haii, think i might die in a car accident one dae..
but i just love it..
cant wait to get a power car one dae..
maybe it shud be a wrx with golden rim..
or maybe it shud be evolution...
and yesh, a manual car.. thankyouverymuch :)
nah.. too beng.. i wann sumthg german..
heehee..

okae, bac to the story..
u know i like stoppin at the white line...
right in front of the traffic lights..
i like being first in the line when we're waitin for the lights to go green..
and do you know why?
char knows!!!
thats coz i like being first in line to move off..
accordin to her.. i like being the first to react when the lights change..
i like to know that my reaction time is faster than the average's 1.5ms..

yupp.. 4am..
i'm a little tired..
there's mahjong at 11am tm..
but before i go..

kerly's mummy: do you know why mango dun produce clothes for teens??
kerly : dunno.. why?
kerly's mummy: thats coz if they produce clothes for teens.. they'll no longer be mango.. they'll become mangosteen... hahhahahha

bye pretty people.. sleep tight

<3, KerlyBob! @ 3:39 am |

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

yest at hyatt was fun.. but this toon ah..
called me around dinner time and asked if i was free to meet up for a drink..
she said she would contact the others.. den call me again to confirm..
so i waited and waited and waited till 1030pm...
den i thot it was cancelled...
so i decided to go shoppin for xuel's bdae pressie at mustafa with char and my sis...
den suddenly toon called.. like at 11pm..
"hey, lets meet at hyatt at 1130pm!"
wah...make me rush like siao lah..
dropped char home.. pick up my boots.. send my sis home..
go home and change.. and pick rongs and lins up before headin to town..
in the end we missed her bdae.. we reached town at like 1220am...

but meetin up at the bar was fun..
laurene made toon cream puffs.. and they were really good..
cheeky mellow tried to bluff us into NOT eatin the yummay cookie toon left us..
and we each paid a dollar for candice's cab fare over...
we spent almost the whole night talkin bout the thai trip..
i think i kept goin on and on bout it.. till they were so freakin excited.. hahaha

okae, i hope my supp's in late june..
so that i can join them for the trip..

oh yar.. just collected pics from weng todae..
so excited... i finally managed to put them all together..
gonna burn them for the ghim moh girls..
wanted to post sum pics here too.. but i dunno how to..
so never mind..

okae, pretty people pls stay pretty :)

<3, KerlyBob! @ 8:47 pm |

Sunday, May 01, 2005

hello hello.. i'm back!!
sharper tooth's down with sore throat..
so am i..
but we're glad.. coz i'm back!!
thailand was great fun...
no more moody me anymore..
heehee..

i'll try not to blog too much of the trip..
in case you guys get bored..
hahaha..

anywae, dae 1 of trip was very very interestin..
and a little disturbin thou..
so we touched down around dinner time, reached hotel around 8pm
and den we decided to go down to papong/patong market for supper..

papong/patong market is like the most expensive pasar malam in thai..
they're a total rip off...
ve said that the fake birks there were 200 baht/sin$8
when we asked around.. the sellin price was like 900baht/$36
siaoness right??
we had to bargin like crazy to get the right price ..
and when we went to mkb the next dae..
we saw that the birks were 199baht.. standard price somemore!!!
waste our barginin power :(

but the fun part of pratulam market's not the clothes.. and not the food
but the PUSSIES!!! yes.. the pussies..
we were damn hungry and was lookin around for food..
den i saw a big sign.. ERIC HAMBURGER. and pointed to it to show my frens
den suddenly sum guy came up to me..
i think he thot i was pointin to the SUPER PUSSY sign behind..
"pong ping pussy madam?? ping pong pussy??"
and shove a manu into my face..
i thot i saw a bit of coke and banana somewhere on it... so i took it and read it...
wah!!!
actually it was pussy cola and banana pussy..
and they even had drawings of naked girls on it..

the pong ping pussy show's the famous pussy show darren was tellin us about...
where the girls actually do stunts with their.. ahem.. pussies
he told us bout his fren who went to watch pong ping pussy..
that guy thot it was all crap till sum woman popped a ping pong ball right into his face
it was so forceful that it actually hurt his forehead.. hahaha
yar anywae.. darren said that the show's quite exclusive..
coz you dunno who provides this service...
some random guy on the streets would just come up to you and ask you..
so if you're lucky.. you'll get approached.. if not den too bad..
plus he heard it was sin$50 per person..

yar.. so anywae, we got damn excited..
coz we, okae actually, i got approached!!!
plus the show was only 100baht/$4 per person.. with one free drink..
cheap cheap!!
so we went up to watch the show..
and it was a scam!!! okae.. not really lah..
but after we sitted down and paid for our drinks..
the bouncer whipped out a little card sayin...
"100 baht for drinks.. now 200baht for show"
wah lao.. bloody shit lor..
at first we were damn scared.. we wanted to take our drinks and leave..
den i tried stealin bac our 500baht from her.. and we ended up arguin like hell with her
in the end, she gave in.. and allowed us to stay.. but we had to sit right at the bac, beside the toilet..

but even with the lousy view..
i managed to catch a few performances..
first one was a lady shootin out darts from her pussy..
they flew so high.. it burst the balloons hangin around..
next one was one with shoe laces... the lady stuffed up yards and yards of laces into her pussy..
and den pull them all out..
its really a lot of laces i tell you..
den the next one stuffed a string of razor blades into her pussy and pulled them out..
she den used the blades to cut stuffs..
they're real blades lor..
the next one stuffed a banana in and popped it right out..
and the last one stuffed stringed needles and pulled them right out..
oh yar.. one more.. this lady stuck a straw up herself and used it pick up rubber bands..
so scary hor.. doesnt look painful thou.. and i never knew we could do all these stunts...
interestin interestin.. hahaha..

oh yar.. and we were sittin beside the toilet...
they dun really use those toilets to pee or shit..
every now and then, we'll see those girls in bikinis bringin in guys..
and 5 mins later those guys come out really happy..
one even walked out with his belt still unbuckled and pants unzipped...

haii, but i feel quite sad for those girls oso lah..
there was 2 groups of them in the club..
the fat flora bikini girls.. and the slim sexy, dressed in black bikini girls..
all the black bikini girls had to do was to dance on stage and seduce the customers..
but the fat flora bikini girls had to do those painful stunts..
somemore they had to wear their bikini in such a wae that both their breasts and pussy are exposed..
yar.. they're werent really wearin clothes..
and i even think the girls in black bikinis get paid more..
yar.. and the worst part is that this club wouldnt survive and these girls wouldnt have to do these shit..
if tourist like us stop visitin them and supportin this lifestyle..
haii, its so sad.. and i feel so bad now..

okae, for any cheecopek that's interested in watchin..
the papong/patong market is at sala daeng stop on the bts..
the bts is the equivalent of mrt in singapore..
the bts is actually exactly like the mrt..
and the bts's cheap cheap..
and dun worry bout being approached..
all the clubs there have that performance..
just dun get cheated like us..

<3, KerlyBob! @ 10:08 am |