kids.. dun try this at home !!

hey.. i've decided to share some of my knowledge on anatomy..
ok, let's talking bout killing yourself..

please do not cut your wrist in attempt to kill yourself!!!

i repeat, please do not cut your wrist in attempt to kill yourself!!!
yes, it is almost 100% guranteed that you wont die from that..
and worst thing is.. you'll have to live with an ugly scar across your wrist..
to remind you of ure stupidity..

okae, here's why not to cut your wrist..
first.. turn ure wrist over to the palmar side..
see the bluish purplish vessels??
yes, they are ure veins..
and you can see them becoz they are superficial..
take a closer look.. now do you realise that they're kinda small.. and narrow??
yupp.. so cuttin those veins wouldnt kill you..
the blood that comes out of those veins are so little..
that you'll probably fall asleep.. tryin to bleed to death..

so which blood vessels in ure wrist shud you cut??
okae.. the blood vessels you shud cut are the deeper and larger arteries..
they are redder in colour coz they contain oxygenated blood..
and they are much larger than those bluish superficial veins...
yes.. you shud cut them !!
the blood would flow outta them is much quicker..
and you'll probably stand a higher chance of bleedin to death
but unfortunately.. you cant see them
becoz they're hiden beneath the tendons of the muscles in ure hand..
so if you still insist of cuttin your wrist in attempt to kill yourself..
den you'll have to cut deeper!!!

but wait!! there are consequences..
first.. to get to the bigger arteries..
you'll have to cut off all ure tendons..
and that would paralyse your hand..
but if you still do manage to cut those arteries..
then good for you..

but you still wont die yet.. why??
thats becoz our body has a defence mechanism..
when blood vessels are injured or broken, they secretes some substance..
these substances cause the injured blood vessels and their neighbours to constrict..
preventing excessive blood loss
so.. TOO BAD !!!
ure still not goin die.. and thats not too bad yet..
the worst part is that ure still alive..
with a paraysed hand and an ugly scar across your wrist..
hahhaha...

so my advice is..
dun cut ure wrist to kill urself..
do sumthing smarter!!
kill yourself with carbon monoxide..
you'll able die in ure sleep..
and still be able to look pretty
thats coz carbon monoxide keeps you pink
hahhahahaha..

but.. if you still insist on cuttin your wrist...
den i say.. take a chopper..
its faster.. cleaner... and maybe you might be able to bleed to death...