hello hello.. i'm back!!
sharper tooth's down with sore throat..
so am i..
but we're glad.. coz i'm back!!
thailand was great fun...
no more moody me anymore..
heehee..

i'll try not to blog too much of the trip..
in case you guys get bored..
hahaha..

anywae, dae 1 of trip was very very interestin..
and a little disturbin thou..
so we touched down around dinner time, reached hotel around 8pm
and den we decided to go down to papong/patong market for supper..

papong/patong market is like the most expensive pasar malam in thai..
they're a total rip off...
ve said that the fake birks there were 200 baht/sin$8
when we asked around.. the sellin price was like 900baht/$36
siaoness right??
we had to bargin like crazy to get the right price ..
and when we went to mkb the next dae..
we saw that the birks were 199baht.. standard price somemore!!!
waste our barginin power :(

but the fun part of pratulam market's not the clothes.. and not the food
but the PUSSIES!!! yes.. the pussies..
we were damn hungry and was lookin around for food..
den i saw a big sign.. ERIC HAMBURGER. and pointed to it to show my frens
den suddenly sum guy came up to me..
i think he thot i was pointin to the SUPER PUSSY sign behind..
"pong ping pussy madam?? ping pong pussy??"
and shove a manu into my face..
i thot i saw a bit of coke and banana somewhere on it... so i took it and read it...
wah!!!
actually it was pussy cola and banana pussy..
and they even had drawings of naked girls on it..

the pong ping pussy show's the famous pussy show darren was tellin us about...
where the girls actually do stunts with their.. ahem.. pussies
he told us bout his fren who went to watch pong ping pussy..
that guy thot it was all crap till sum woman popped a ping pong ball right into his face
it was so forceful that it actually hurt his forehead.. hahaha
yar anywae.. darren said that the show's quite exclusive..
coz you dunno who provides this service...
some random guy on the streets would just come up to you and ask you..
so if you're lucky.. you'll get approached.. if not den too bad..
plus he heard it was sin$50 per person..

yar.. so anywae, we got damn excited..
coz we, okae actually, i got approached!!!
plus the show was only 100baht/$4 per person.. with one free drink..
cheap cheap!!
so we went up to watch the show..
and it was a scam!!! okae.. not really lah..
but after we sitted down and paid for our drinks..
the bouncer whipped out a little card sayin...
"100 baht for drinks.. now 200baht for show"
wah lao.. bloody shit lor..
at first we were damn scared.. we wanted to take our drinks and leave..
den i tried stealin bac our 500baht from her.. and we ended up arguin like hell with her
in the end, she gave in.. and allowed us to stay.. but we had to sit right at the bac, beside the toilet..

but even with the lousy view..
i managed to catch a few performances..
first one was a lady shootin out darts from her pussy..
they flew so high.. it burst the balloons hangin around..
next one was one with shoe laces... the lady stuffed up yards and yards of laces into her pussy..
and den pull them all out..
its really a lot of laces i tell you..
den the next one stuffed a string of razor blades into her pussy and pulled them out..
she den used the blades to cut stuffs..
they're real blades lor..
the next one stuffed a banana in and popped it right out..
and the last one stuffed stringed needles and pulled them right out..
oh yar.. one more.. this lady stuck a straw up herself and used it pick up rubber bands..
so scary hor.. doesnt look painful thou.. and i never knew we could do all these stunts...
interestin interestin.. hahaha..

oh yar.. and we were sittin beside the toilet...
they dun really use those toilets to pee or shit..
every now and then, we'll see those girls in bikinis bringin in guys..
and 5 mins later those guys come out really happy..
one even walked out with his belt still unbuckled and pants unzipped...

haii, but i feel quite sad for those girls oso lah..
there was 2 groups of them in the club..
the fat flora bikini girls.. and the slim sexy, dressed in black bikini girls..
all the black bikini girls had to do was to dance on stage and seduce the customers..
but the fat flora bikini girls had to do those painful stunts..
somemore they had to wear their bikini in such a wae that both their breasts and pussy are exposed..
yar.. they're werent really wearin clothes..
and i even think the girls in black bikinis get paid more..
yar.. and the worst part is that this club wouldnt survive and these girls wouldnt have to do these shit..
if tourist like us stop visitin them and supportin this lifestyle..
haii, its so sad.. and i feel so bad now..

okae, for any cheecopek that's interested in watchin..
the papong/patong market is at sala daeng stop on the bts..
the bts is the equivalent of mrt in singapore..
the bts is actually exactly like the mrt..
and the bts's cheap cheap..
and dun worry bout being approached..
all the clubs there have that performance..
just dun get cheated like us..