how to get the custom officers at the woodlands checkpoint to STOPP you..

step no.1 - give this face!! and mouth the words "OH NO!!" (sure work one!!)


if step no. 1 fails then use step no.2 together with no.1
- get ure passenger to pretend to be chewin on gums..

that shud work.. how do i know?? thats coz it happened to me :(

drove into malaysia with my dad and char on thurs..
first, send my car for check-up..


after that.. we went to giant for supermarket shoppin..
no lah.. to buy medicamp stuffs..


then.. take petrol.. and finally head home..
first pass thru the primary checkpoint..
where the officers go thru our passports and then stamp it..
den go thru secondary checkpoint where i had to stop my car and open my boot for inspection..
and lastly.. if ure a drug suspect or sumthing..
the officer would bring out his big big guard dog to stiff out the drugs from ur car..

so anywae.. i passed thru the primary and secondary checkpoint..
and when i was driving thru the last checkpoint..
i saw the big guard dog sign with a pic of a BIG dog.. and said "OH NO!!"
and unfortunately, the officer saw my "OH NO!!" plus scared face...


plus char was chewin on the midget gems i got from marks and spencers
(must have looked like she was chewin on gums)
and so he stopped my car... confiscated our passport..
and made me park my car for inspection and body check!!
temada...

first, a team of 5 went thru my entire car..
1 at each door of the car.. and the 5th one at the boot..
they opened everything in my car..
the glove compartment.. the seats.. under the seats..
under the mats.. into the engine area and almost the entire boot...
next, they searched char and i.. up and down.. and couldnt find anything..
the stupid officer couldnt believe it..
he asked "are you sure dun even have chewing gum??"
idiot lor..

but in the end.. they couldnt find anything on us.. and mr march..
and so they had no choice but to let us off..
wah lao.. it was super embarrassing lah..
later everyone think i'm sum kinda drug addict or chewing gum smuggler lor

anywae.. i said "OH NO!!" becoz...
the last time i was in malaysia.. i walked past the guard dog cages..
and those cages were very very big.. REALLY BIG you know..
so i alwaes imagine the dogs to be very very BIG..
so when i saw the sign... i was about to char and tell her...
"OH NO!!"
" quick look out for the guard dogs.. they're supposed to be very very BIG, you know"
"SO SCARY"
- gives the scared face..

and see lah.. the stupid officer mistook me as a chew gum smuggler!!!
wah... angry :(
so the moral of the story is..
dun anyhow say "OH NO!!" when passin thru the custom checks :)