just dyed my mummy's hair brown..
think she's balding.. and my finger stinks :(

having my bloody thing now..
havent gotten it for months liao..
must be the CAs.. and pros.. and supp..
make me so stressed :(
but good lah.. i hate havin my bloody thing :(

this bloody thing sucks.. BIG TIME !!
it just keeps makin me moodswing..
very very bad..
every single thing anyone does pisses me off.. BIG TIME !!
ask charlie and my sister..
they are the victim..

anywae.. talkin bout menses..
i remembered some funny story from st nicks..
it all happened in sec1..
really funny.. and terribly disgusting..
tell you bout the swannie one first..

i remembered that swannie used to have this stalker..
she's this sec 4 girl kena retained to sec 3..
cant rem her name liao but i got a pic of her thou..
anywae.. i think she really liked swannie..
and alwaes like to give her presents...
vdae give present.. bdae give present.. cny oso give present..
any festive season she'll give swannie present..
and she alwaes ask swannie back for one..
"where's my present leh.. i wann present... i wann"
-whine whine whine

so one dae.. swannie was runnin along the 1wisdom,1hope classrooms..
when suddenly.. a small white tissue stained with blood dropped out from her skirt..
toon, qin and i saw it !!!
i think other people oso saw lah..
but they smart lah.. they know wad happened so never ask her bout it..

yuan lai.. she got her bloody thing..
and that silly girl too shy to ask for pad..
haii.. you know last time in sec1, everyone still damn shy bout it wad..
so swannie stuffed toilet paper onto her panties..
and i think.. when she was runnin.. she opened her legs too big...
den the tissue got no support.. coz at first clamped between her legs mah..
so they dropped out!!!

so anywae.. she was very paiseh lah.. of course..
but some evil bean.. i dunno who.. maybe tammy..
told swannie to put that piece of tissue into an angpao..
and give it to her stalker..
she did.. and she stalker was really happy..
think her stalker opened it.. took it out..
and asked "what's this huh??"
yar.. very gross hor.. eeekk...

and for the laurene story..
its the ultimate lah..
it was after maths common test..
both my class and her class had the maths test before recess..
my class finished earlier.. so i was hangin around..
outside laurene's class, waiting for hers to be done..
finally, everyone finished, stand up and run off for recess..
but laurene just sat there at her desk..
kept very still.. macham mannequin

kerly: oei laurene.. dun be stupid lah!! lets go for recess..
laurene: -never move- no, i cannot go :(
kerly: why? you on diet ah?? wah lao.. pangseh me den say earlier lah..
laurene: -still never move- no lah.. i got my thing.. so cannot go..
kerly: CRAZY ah!!!!! why cannot??
laurene: i got my thing before the maths test..
kerly: so??
laurene: so no time to wear pad.. so.......
kerly: so YOU STAINED???
laurene: yes.. STAINED THE CHAIR SOMEMORE!!! :(
kerly: wah!!!!!! -faint-

so i forced her to stand up...
and wah seh... the whole GREY plastic chair turned PINK already lor..
quickly rushed her to the toilet..
make her hide in the cubicle and take off her pinafore and shorts..
rongs and i wash her pinafore.. while toon and qin wash her shorts..
damn disgustin lah...
we had to run it under tap water like 100000000000 times..
and all the water that drained off were pink!!! so bloody....
i think in the end someone either lent or bought laurene new panties..
so that she could come out and wash her own panties at the basin..
hahahaa..
and then blow dry them to wear back..
this is is really ultimate lah..
dun think i'll ever help anyone wash menses stained clothes again!!!
ITS DISGUSTING !!!!

oh yar..
see!! this is wad i found when bringin the clothes in todae..


wah.. close up!!


SOCKS WITH PUBIC HAIR !!!!
wonder who's socks is it..
wear until got pubic hair growin on it..
DISGUSTING!!!!
hahhahaha...

just joking lah.. its not pubic hair lah..
its the black strings from the socks...
damn look like right??
hahahaha
DISGUSTING!!!