Kerly Bob the Builder
Sunday, July 24, 2005

okae, todae i shall blog bout my goodie fren..
LAURENE quek pui wah :)


i've known this girl for more than 10 years.. since primary 3..
we knew each other thru primary track&field..
but later laurene moved on to play basketball..
and i gave up track to focus on badminton..

even though we were not in the same eca in sec school..
and had never been in the same class for the 11 years we were in st nicks..
laurene have alwaes been a really really good fren..
alwaes there when you need someone to talk to..
and alwaes there to be bullied..
she's just damn damn nice lah !!
heehee :)

okae.. actually i've decided to blog bout her..
becoz...
last night, on the wae to balestier to watch The Island..
kermindy and charmindy started talkin bout laurene..
and it reminded me bout the many many funny things she did..
so todae, i shall blog bout it...
heehee :)

i remember..
this laurene ah.. very greedy one..
there was this time i bought polky from the canteen..
and brought it to her class to share it with her and toon..
you know.... normally if someone offered you food..
even if you were really really hungry, you'll just take a few sticks??
this horrid laurene ah..
she took like 3 sticks at a go.. and then stuffed them all into her mouth..
and even before she had finished those in her mouth..
she took another 3 sticks each with both her hands..
greedy to the max lah this girl..

so anywae,
there was this other time i met laurene in the canteen..
i just had pe.. and was all sweaty, hot and super duper thirsty..
laurene had just gotten her lunch.. from the wanton stall..
a bowl of 50cent porridge, 40cent wanton and a cup of 60cent ice milo..

anywae, laurene was sittin alone.. so i went to sit with her..
we were chattin.. and i suddenly remembered that i was thirsty..
so i asked if i could take a sip of her ice milo..
laurene said YES of course..
and then i thot to myself..
"this laurene ah, whole dae so greedy.. that time i give her polky.. she ate so much !!
this time she let me drink her milo.. i must drink a lot a lot.. hahahha "

so i took a very very BIG gulp of ice milo..
so huge that i looked like a pufferfish..
had difficulties swallowin it down even..
and was mighty pleased with myself..

then laurene sighed loudly and said..
" haii, 30cents of my ice milo GONE" :(
she said it in such a funny manner..
plus i couldnt believe that she was so niao..
i burst out laughing..
sprayin all the milo into her face and porridge...
hahhaa.. so in the end, all$1.50 of laurene's food GONE !!
hahhahhha..

oh yar.. and the bloody chair thingie..
i told you bout it before right..

and one more..
when laurene just got attached to her idiotic ex-boyfren, magnus..
she wanted to show him to us..
so we were supposed to meet him at some jap restaurant..
then before that..
rongs and laurene had an arguement..
and rongs jokingly said.. oso to spite laurene
"you're so horrid, i hope magnus dumps you !!"

laurene was so scared that she cried and cried non-stop..
and she even said that she can never marry magnus now..
why??
becoz rongs cursed her..
damn cute lah that girl..

oh yar.. and in thailand..
this is wad laurene did to cover up her pimple..


hahhaha..
but she trimmed it in the end..

so it wasnt as obv. as this one ..

okae lah..
i better stop writin bout her CHOU SHI..
if not ah.. got BAD KARMA :(


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