todae was a GOOD dae for miss kerly..
coz she managed to irritate the shit outta kermindy and charmindy..
eat loads of fattenin poppyconnie and pepsi..
eat many many chicken and ribs at kenny rogers.. my fav. :)
but abandoned her plan to eat cheesecake at nydc coz everyone was too full..

so anywae..
now i know wad's my new maid's actual name..
its judith..
my mommy calls her judith..
but kermin calls her judice/judis..
so poor kerly got confused..
but now i know the truth..

the truth is..
that poor kermindy has short tongue..
so instead of sayin judith..
her short tongue produces.. judice
so everyone calls her judith judith !!
but poor kermindy calls her judice..
hahahah..
that poor shit :(

oh yar..
and did i mention that char has a thing for bolsters??
she's alwaes huggin my bolster at home..
she also hug poor boylie, sharpertooth's korkor, who alwaes get strangled by her..
coz he looks like a bolster..
and she even have 2 bolsters at home !!!
who uses 2 bolsters ?!!?
man.. she's no pillophile..
she's a big fat BOLSTERPHILE !!!

and ah..
char is pok to the max..
as you know we have been watchin nip/tuck daily for the past few daes..
at least 3-4 episodes a dae..
and after listening to the openin title for like 16 times..
she still sings it like this..
"pocket soul, pocket mouth & pocket heart" instead of
"perfect soul, perfect mind & perfect life"
she really needs to dig her ears man..
and till now.. she refused to admit that she heard and sang wrongly..
excuses after excuses..
CHEY !!

oh yes..
anywae, this morning ah..
miss kerly did the stupidest thing..
i was supposed to wake up at 630am to go to nus to help out at matric fair..
but i set my alarm to 930am..
so yes, as you can guess, kerly ended up REALLY REALLY late...

but at least i fooled shuiyen and michelle lek..
they spoke to my voicemail !!!
hahaha.. they're like the 1oooooooth person that kena fooled by my voice message..
heehee hahahaha.. happy happy :)

but anywae, thou matric fair was awfully boring and HOT..
i did a few stuffs todae.. so quite productive..

no. 1, managed to eat snake so much that i only did 2h worth of duties instead of 5hr..
(its tiring you know.. i need the breaks wad.. )

no. 2, learnt to twist a flower out of those longish balloon..
(its not as tough as it seems.. but kinda scary handlin the balloon..)

no. 3, managed to get my teacher to give me his flower so that i could give it to charmindy..
(todae's a happy dae mah.. its gonna be christmas soon!!! )

no. 4, i'm goin to start jugglin lessons FOR FREE :)
(thats if i rem to go for it.. )

no. 5, and managed to get a faculty of arts and social science matric pack for FREE !!!
(which includes a nice tee, tones of mags and useful stuffs.. good stuffs man!!)

no. 6, and i oso started phase one of moving into hall.. of course, with the help of char

good dae it is..
so many smiles for you :)
one :) from char..
one :)) from kerly coz she's got double chin..
and one :( from kermindy coz she's got short tongue..
hahhaha...