hmm, gerald forced me to do this..
i think its kinda weird.. coz whenever i see these kinda questions..
i only answer them to amuse myself.. when i'm extremely bored..
and most of the time, i read thru the first 3 questions.. and get sick of the entire quiz..
now i'm doin it for your sake!!
so are you having fun??

here it goes..

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
this is stupid lah.. not as if people dun know that already..
but anywae...
1. kerliang
2. kerly
3. kerlychan :(
4. ketuput chan??

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
i dunno wad's a screen name???
does it mean a nick you use online??
okae, wadeva..
1. kerliang
2. guoliang
3. road
mehmeh...

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my height coz i'm taller than darren..
hahaha.. darren, you're a small eusoff boy !!
nehnehy-booboo !!
2. hmm, my legs??
coz char and kermindy thinks its nice :)
3. and my rosy pink cheeks !! hahah...

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
erm, i really love myself you know..
yes, i'm EGO :)
but okae, i'll think of 3..
hmm..
1. my big, fatty stomach.. but its pretty good lah, you know..
i can finish one whole bowl of noodles and still have space for teh peng :)
2. my fatty, flabby thighs.. coz there's no more trainin..
and all my muscles turned to fats liao..
3. my fatty, flabby arms.. i wann heather's skinny arms !!

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
huh??
kerly dun understand question..
so cant answer..
sorry :(

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
wah.. there's a lot of stuffs that scare me..
but here's the top 3..
1. GIRLFRIEND GETS PREGNANT
2. GIRLFRIEND GETS PREGNANT
3. GIRLFRIEND GETS PREGNANT
hahahaha.. jianhong and darren, are you scared already???

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. my beauty sleep.. at least 6 hours ok?
2. food !! yummay :)
3. erm, air?? oxygen to breathe?
aiya.. i dunno lah..
maybe my money, my hp, my card wallet, my bike, my keys..
i need a lot of stuffs lah..

THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. non-matchin underwear.. hahahhaa
normally, i try to wear matchin ones ok?
esp, when goin out.. hahaha..
yar, but like anyone would see like that...
2. thai boxer shorts from thai.. $8 only.. cheap cheap :)
3. rjc track&field team tee..
hmm, basically.. i'm wearin my sleepin attire lah..

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
i dun really have any leh..
maybe jay chou and david tao??
but i dun listen to chinese songs that often either..

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. hip-pop MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB by weng on nicole's organ..
2. techo HOT CROSS BUNS by nicole on her own organ..
wah... i just asked her to play it..
and it was absolutely fantastic !!!
very very very very GOOD :)
luckily i got weng to record it on her cam..
yay yay !!!
3. and YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE..
coz it brings back a lot of happy memories.. from sec school daes..
i miss you tammy koh !!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. love
2. trust
3. tolerance/patience.. coz thats wad i'm not..
plus i'm damn spoilt.. i need to be pampered..
hahaha..
doesnt it sound funny coming from me??

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. i have a girlfriend
2. i have a boyfriend
3. i have a friend
now GUESS which one is a lie!!!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. must be tall
2. must be good lookin..
3. must have a good built...
4. must have good dress sense..
5. must be METROSEXUAL...
wah.. i think metrosexual guys are hot :)
lalalala... hahahaha...

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. eat
2. sleep
3. grow fat :(
but the latest is table tennis..
its damn fun lah..
been playin it everydae except todae..
everyone, must try !!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. get a vespa that can go faster than 80km/h
2. have a lot of money so that i can re-do ice cream..
like re-spray him.. change his rubber lining..
re-chrome his metallic parts..
yar.. just make him as good as new.. look-wise and engine-wise
but its not cheap.. and it might not be a worthy investment for an old bike like him..
sigh..
3. have another 3 months break.. and when school starts.. let it pass quickly..
and make sure i pass all my subs this year !!

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. being a hair dresser..
you know i love cuttin hair..
look at my resume.. char's hair, kermindy's hair..
mommy's hair.. kaiwei's hair.. bev's hair.. many many other's hair..
wah... i'm damn good lah..
come to me.. its free !!
2. worker at KFC..
so that i can eat all the leftover chickens for the dae !!
3. be part of a money-makin syndicate..
i'll make a lot of money.. and use them to buy many more vespas..
one of every colour !!

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. bangkok... i just cant get enuff of it..
i was just telling char bout goin to chatuchak again, last night..
if we dint stay in fullerton the other dae..
we could have used the $400 to go a trip for 2 to bangkok, 3D2Ns leh..
temade..
2. US??
the last time i was there, i was 4 years old..
so cant really rem wad it was like..
3. to every south east asian country.. before i graduate from med school..
everyone interested?? wanna go with me??

THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
oh oh oh.. my favourite question of the dae..
have been discussin this intensely with char..
and here's wad i've decided...
1. firstly and most importantly, for my dearest boylie and sharpertooth
BRANDON (BOYLIE) LEE NAN LEE & STEVEN (SHARPERTOOTH) LEE JIAN YA
2. for twin daughters, STRAWBERRY NG XIAO YU & PEACH NG XIAO LING
3. for twin sons, LEMON NG XIAO GUO & LIME NG XIAO LIANG

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. go sky divin.. but i scare..
i scare i die while free fallin down..
die of heart attack !!!
2. have many kids.. i love kids.. and i love namin them :)
3. have many dogs, cars and bikes.. my love :)
and lots of money, of course !!

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. i love to wear berms..
2. i love to wear big shirts..
3. and i can eat alot !!

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. i think i'm fat..
2. no, i am fat..
3. oh no..

THREE FEMALE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. ANGELINA JOLIE !!!
2. ANGELINA JOLIE !!
3. ANGELINA JOLIE !
one is enough lah... becoz....
wah... she's absolutely HOT !!!!
esp with brad pitt... wah seh..
HOT HOT HOT !!!

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
erm, i dunno..
anyone i guess.. anyone thats interested lor..