Kerly Bob the Builder
Saturday, April 01, 2006

oh my god !!!
todae is a fuckin bad day man !!!

first, i get my bloody fuckin period..
and having cramps all dae doesnt make things better..
this bloody shit is making me really angry !!!

then, the crazy rabbits decided to pist me off..
by shiting and pee-ing all over their cage..
they are supposed to be toilet trained..
they will usually go to their litter box to shit/pee
but this morning.. i had a big fat shock!!!
they shited and peed everywhere..
even on the toys i gave them..
and they even messed up the food bowl by burrowing in it..

now, they're even worst!!!
they peed in the middle of my house !!!
lucky judith saw it and helped me clean up..

and mr march have died on me !!
fucking irritating..
he was fine when i went to pick char and kermin up for lunch..
den after a while.. he started goin crazy..
at first.. he felt funny..
thou i was accelerating..
i felt as if i was driving with my handbrake up or something..

den he turned into an igallop..
even at gear 3.. he would bounce along..
you know, like how a learner driver moves off.. all jerky and stuffs..
yar, he was like that..
and holding him and half clutch was nearly impossible !!!

and den he just started stalling for no reasons..
at first, he would stall at traffic lights..
so i did look like those learner drivers who kept stalling when moving off..
and den he got worst and stalled right in the middle of the road..

and it dint help that cte had a great big jam..
and i had to kept alternating between gear 1 and 2..
so basically, my car was galloping all along cte.. until i exited at ave 1..

and the bloody slow shit in front of me..
some asshole..
dunno wad's his problem, but he decided to play mister gentleman..
and let ALL the cars on the left cut into our lane..
you know, at first my lane was moving along fine..
but this fucker decided to give wae to everyone...
in the end, we were stuck along the same stretch for like 10 mins??
argh..
i finally got so pist.. changed into the right lane and den cut in front of him..
but it dint help much coz the traffic was still stagnant..

and right after lunch.. mr march really decided to die on me for real..
was moving off at the traffic lights..
was at gear 3 and accelerating..
suddenly the car just died..
really, it just did !!!
it just died on me right in the middle of the road..
lucky i was still rolling.. so i just switched to neutral gear
and rolled my wae to the side of the road..

den i called my dad.. he's in malaysia..
my bro's at work.. so no one to help me..
wanted to take out the triangle and extra car battery..
and some smart fuck took them out of my car..
so fucking shit.. i was stranded !!!

so in the end, i called the car mechanic who sendin a tow truck down..
to have mr march towed to his place..
and coz i was swearing like hell..
all angry, crampy, and sweaty under the hot sun..
char and kermin decided to send me home first..
while they wait for the tow truck to come tow mr march awae..

haii.. todae sucks !!
and i still got parasite and fungus to study..
and lots of virus and bacteria to revise..
man, todae sucks :(

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