Kerly Bob the Builder
Tuesday, May 02, 2006

toon's 21st birthdae celebration was a blast !!!
we had dinner at boon tong kee..
and den, loads and loads of drinks at new asia bar !!
yummay food, not-so-nice tasting drinks.. and great view !!!

we can see the entire orchard area from here !!!

yupp yupp..
so after the yummay but extremely fatty dinner at boon tong kee chicken rice..
we forced toon to park her car at home..
ahah !! thats for our PLAN to work..
plan is to make her totally wasted on her birthdae !!!
hohoohoh :)

we managed to reach new asia bar before 9pm..
and there was a 50% off all drinks..
and we brought all like $400++ worth of drinks..
crazy right??
lucky there was 1 for 1.. if not, we'll spend like $800++?!?

anywae, we tried almost everything on the menu !!!
test-tube babies, blue equinox, green space, crush on you??
after eight, AK47, flaming lamboghini, NI HAO MAH??
apple martini, lychee martini, GENTLE TESTICLES.. PUSSY DELIGHT, green listerine, and many many more..

test-tube babies were horrible !!! and they're crazily priced too !!! at $60 per rack !!
anywae, we forced toon to drink them all !!! hohoho.. we're evil !!

toon ordered 20 shots to celebrated mel low's belated birthdae !!

toon and i, a toast to our frenship of 10 years !!! hohohho :)

zenia wanted to order SLIPPERY NIPPLES for toon..
but it wasnt on the menu..so she called the waiter over and asked..
"hey, do you have SLIPPERY NIPPLES??"
the guy was like "HUH?? WAD???"
damn funny !!!
and he looked absolutely embarrassed and confused !!!

anywae, we really got toon damn drunk..
she started talkin rubbish and doin crazy stunts..
look at her purgin gong fu !!! she kept sayin that if she meditate long enough..
all the beer and alcohol will spurt out from her ears and nose !!!

and she forced laurene to tie a knot on the cherry stalk with her tongue..
laurene couldnt do it..
so she sneakily spat out the cherry stalk and tied a knot using her hands..
toon caught her in action !!!....and punished her to drink the test-tube babies (yucks)!!!

she kept insisting that she was very sober and kept askin us to quiz her..
so we asked her to do a tap dance.. and she really did it !!!!
right in the middle of the bar !!!!

and actually, new asia bar had this stupid club rule..
NO OUTSIDE FOOD ALLOWED IN THE BAR
so we could only cut the birthdae cake but cannot eat it.... but toon started stalking the waiter in her drunken state..
and the guy got frightened.. and allowed us to eat the cake..
he even provided plates and napkins !!!


den toon went to the toilet to pee..but she never came out..
yuan lai, she puked like siao in the toilet..
and almost fell asleep in the cubicle !!!
we had to call the waitresses in to help us open the toilet door..
the entire toilet floor was covered with her pukew
we had to drag her outta of the cubicle..
lucky, char had an extra tee-shirt..
so we helped her changed and clean her..
and den we sent her home !!!

wad an eventful night !!!
hohohho.. hope she enjoyed herself last night !!

happy 21st birthdae toon :)


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