Kerly Bob the Builder
Friday, August 18, 2006

a tragic tale bout a tail
as inspired by darren and toon..

hi, i am a tail..
i consisit of 34 strands of hair..
down from wad used to be 52 stands of beautiful golden hair..
i belong to a boy called ah boy..

i love ah boy.. he loved me too..
ah boy would comb me every morning..
before clipping me up into a bundle..
and hiding me behind his ears..
thats for school..
but after school, he'll let me down..
and show me off to his frens..

when he went to cut his hair..
he would make a special request not to cut me off..
there was this once..
the stupid aunty accidentally snipped off abit of me..
and ah boy was so sad, he nearly cried..

so this was our relationship..
ah boy loved me and took care of me..
and for the past 3 years..
he fought against his parents, teachers and frens to keep me..
they all hated me..
his parents thot i made him look ah beng..
his teacher said he was breaking the school rules..
and his frens thot i made him look gay..
i think they're plain jealous !!

but one dae.. something bad happened !!
ah boy's mother died in a car accident..
ah boy's father was so sad.. he dint go to work anymore..
so ah boy had to help his father run his chicken rice stall..
also, ah boy had to arrange his mum's funeral..
and take care of his 3 younger sibling..
and at the same time, study for his O levels..

oh, poor ah boy was overwhelmed !!
and he was gettin depressed and tired !!
den he thot to himself, "i need a change !!!"
and so, ah boy decided to get a hair cut..

this time..
the aunty asked, "ah boy.. do you still want your tail?"
den ah boy said, " anything lah, just cut off lor.."
and so that aunty just snipped me off !!

so thats my tragic tale :(
thats how i got cut off..

so now, i lie on the salon floor thinkin..
will ah boy pick me up and keep me with him again??
or will i get sweep awae into the bin like the other hair on the floor??
oh, i think i know the answer already..
oh sadness is how i feel :(
but this is life.. this is a tragic tale of a tail :(

hahahhaa..
wad a crap story..
hey darren, hurry start up ur blog ok?
i cant wait to read more of this kinda stories !!
hahaha

anywae, i cant wait for the paper this afternoon..
i'm totally not prepared for it..
and i think i'll prolly fail and have to do an re-posting in m4.
but wad the heck..
after this paper.. den i'll be free..
free for the weekend..
free to go into malaysia..

yeah, life is good :)

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