Kerly Bob the Builder
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
oh no, my hanakimi-crazed sister is really crazed !

kermin: oh no, jie-liang ! i've made a horrible discovery !
kerly: wad lah?
kermin: i just realised that we're like zhou yiquan and ruixi in hanakimi !
kerly: huh? are you crazed?
kermin: no, you see. in hanakimi, quan sleeps on the lower bunk and ella sleeps on top.
kerly: so?
kermin: see, its like me and you !!
kerly: huh??
kermin: all the tall and skinny people sleep on the lower bunk, like you and quan
kermin: and all the short and fat people, like me and ella, sleep on the upper bunk.
kermin: how? this is bad !
kerly: kermin, you're really crazy !

kerly: anywae, i thot you wanted to sleep on the top bunk because of super mario?
kermin: yar, i like super mario thats why i wanna sleep on top !
kerly: why? how you know he sleeps on the upper bunk?
kermin: coz in my nintendo 64 game, super mario and luigi sleep on a doubledecker bed too !
kermin: and super mario sleeps on the top bunk !
kerly: and luigi sleeps below?
kermin: yar. and guess wad !?!
kerly: wad?
kermin: super mario is short and fat too. and luigi is tall and skinny :(
kerly: hahaha, you're mad !
kermin: oh sadness, i wanna sleep on the lower bunk from now onwards !!
kermin: ok, from now onwards, i'll sleep on your bed !!!

oh wad a crazy sister i have !

<3, KerlyBob! @ 2:56 pm |


i dun believe i woke up so early todae.
all for the sake of my little bunnie.
granola had a 9am appointment with the vet todae,
so i had to wake up early to send him there !

granola's getting neutered.
maybe i'll use this as a birthdae present to char.
to let her have him back together with muesli !

yupp, its her birthdae todae.
happy birthdae to you, char !
you turn 21years old todae.
big girl now, be good and have fun !

i know my dad's prolly bullshitting me again.
like how he said he would scrap mr march and get kermin a swift/jazz/subaru sp2,
and get me all sad and prepared to send mr march off to the scrapyard,
and then deciding to keep mr march by having his COE extended secretly.
or like how he said he would get a bmw/mercs/mini cooper for my mum,
and after visiting all the car showrooms, end up deciding to get another lancer.

but anywae, my dad's thinking of getting a 400cc bike !
hohohoh.
he said, prolly a cool black honda 400crb,
the one that i've been talking bout since forever !
wahlalalalala :)

yupp, he said that he might wanna get it to reward himself if his business goes well !
so we gotta wait till end of july to see how it goes.
and now, he's urging me to go for class 2A lessons !!
so that we can both enjoy his new ride (if there's really gonna be one) !

hahaha.
you know i've alwaes thot of going for class 2A lessons.
but never got down to it coz i thot i'll never buy a 400cc bike anywae.
but now !!!
hohoooh, even if my dad's bullshitting me,
i'm still very motivated, and i want to go for lessons !

shall wait for the stupig police case to be settled.
if i'm cleared of all charges, den i shall go take lessons to celebrate !!
and i'm charged, den i'll take.. erm,
i'll take a bus down to the traffic police headquarters to throw rotten eggs at them !
hahahaha.

ok, have a nice dae !

<3, KerlyBob! @ 10:34 am |

Saturday, February 24, 2007
last night was the last cny party before the pros !
it was supposed to be steamboat at rongs.
but coz she had 4 steamboat already,
and so it was changed to potluck at kerlys.

potluck was good but no pics coz i forgot to take.
and after that, it was gambling time !! yay yay !!
we played blackjack, in between and mahjong !
here's hateful patricia who took all our money !! i shouldnt have put that thumbs-up sign in this pic,
coz after that, she just kept eating all our money,
until there was almost $100 in the pool !
oh hateful patricia !

but happiness, i won some money in the end!!!
hohoohoh :)

anywae, i'm glad pearl's back for good.
i miss seeing her around.
i cant wait for all my friends to graduate and back come to singapre for good !

<3, KerlyBob! @ 1:08 pm |

Friday, February 23, 2007
hahaha
dehan told me bout it 2weeks ago
now, its done !

go read isaac's blog now !

thanks ron for telling me
do i know you ?

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hohohohooh.
i just spoke to investigator bert,
and within 5mins, he found out who ron is !
oh very good investigator indeed :)

anywae,
he said that ron stayed up till late last night to complete that entry.
so everyone must give support and go read k?
hahahaha.

Thursday, February 22, 2007
i think my dad and sister are warming up to the buns :)

my dad bought carrots and guava for the buns todae.
i was playin with them in the courtyard,
papa: must tell your rabbits to thanks their grandpa ok?
kerly: who's their grandpa? i dun even know who tissue and graham's parents are.
papa: you're the mummy of the rabbits, so i'm the grandpa.
kerly: orh..
papa: yes, and must thank me coz i'm the nice grandpa who got food for them :)
and he gave the cheeky, little boy smile.
oh happiness :)

todae, kermin tried to play with the bunnies.
they kept running awae from her, coz they're scared of stranger !!!
kermin is a stranger coz they havent see her before. oh look at raisin's frightened expression !!
heehee.

kermin was pist that they kept runnin awae from her,
and that mean girl took her stretched-so-long-until-look-like-dress sweater,
and threatened them, pist me off and i'll turn you guys into this !!!
so horrid !!

but that cute sister of mine kept feeding them,
and kept scoldin me for not feeding them enough !
she expect me to feed them like 10times a dae !
crazy ! and she later forced me to bring her out to the supermarket to buy milk for the buns.
so nice hor?

we got full-fat milk, coz the aim is to fatten granola up for his operation !!
oh, look at how small grannylou is, compared to raisin (my fav bun) !!
oh i love my bunnies so :)


eh, this is bad !
i thot i took alot more photos at renjun's place.
but there's only 23 pics.
maybe i was really too carried awae playing foosball !
hahahha.

todae, we had yummay steamboat dinner at renjun's house ! it was a chinese new year cum housewarming party !! its was quite funny,
becoz there were many many of us, but only 7 chairs !
so we decided to stand up for dinner !!

and as usual, photowhoring by kerly and frens before dinner !! yay !

after dinner, we went down to his basement, THE entertainment centre !!
renjun's house is really cool beans to the max !!
he has a 7-foot pool table, a foosball table, a cool corner for mahjong,
and a 100+ inch projector tv with super zai sound system !!
sounds damn good right ?
yes, it is !!!

yupp, everyone had a great time !!
we took turns to challenge hanboon + partner at foosball !! the guys took turns to challenge kerly the pool queen !!
and we watched Initial D again !! yum :)

ok everybody,
BE COOL, STAY IN SCHOOL,
coz batman says so.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007
ok, maybe its true.
call me a shittybombom,
or wadeva you please.

but i must anounce this,
cooks and raisin are officially my favourite buns !! hohohoho.
they're so cute and fat !!
the pics reminds me of their papa and mama. cuteness to the max :)

talking bout rabbits,
poor kermin bought herself a lovely sweater from abercrombie & fitch.
its made of rabbit fur, by the wae.

so anywae,
she sent it to judith's laundry services, and it came back like this !! hohohoohh.
its so freaking long, we can wear it as a dress now !!! so freaking heelarious !!!
i laughed so much until i teared,
until my angry-faced sister started laughing too.

so in the end, she had to re-wash it and put it out to dry ! so funny !!
hohohohooh.
very funny indeed :)


its really amazing how 10mins on msn,
can make a happy dae turn into such a shitty one.
argh !
i'm so goin to sleep now :(

Tuesday, February 20, 2007
when my parents went back to malaysia yest,
my sister and i were delighted !!
yes, finally !!
a chance to sleep in an aircon room again !!

yupp, my stupid aircon is spoilt again.
and my dad refuses to get it fixed !
argh.

but anywae, last night was bad.
kermin was sick so we couldnt make it colder.
and we shared my parents thick blanket !
very hot indeed !!
must be all the heat radiating from kermin,
coz she was having a fever.

anywae, do you know my parents are very competitive??
yes, they are !

when my sister got back her exam results,
she told my dad and asked him to pass the msg to my mum.
and my mum got upset.
coz she wanted to hear it first-hand from my sister too.

so when my sister got presents for one parent,
she alwaes made sure, she got the other parent something too !!

this time, my sister bought this for my dad, from the US and we purposedly kept my mum's one from her,
so to see her reaction on seeing my dad's present.
and sure enough, she got jealous.
hahahhaa.

oh, competitive parents indeed !! give present must also give similar looking ones,
so that no one would complain !

Monday, February 19, 2007
hey hey everybody,
happy lunar new year to you :)

last night, my sister abandoned me and slept in my parents' room.
i felt as if she left for the states again.
so sad :(

by the wae,
do you know that my rabbits are so cute !
esp cooks and raisin.
hohohohoh !!
oh, i love my rabbits so :)

oh, does anyone know if the pet shops are opened on 2nd day of the new year?
i'm out of pet litter !!
i need to get some before my mum's start to nag.

by the wae, my courtyard is shitty to the max now !
coz we cant sweep the floor for the first 3days of the new year !

last night, darren, adeline, dehan and the girls came over for mahjong !!
we played to nan-feng only coz there were too many people,
and so, we decided to switch to poker, coz poker's a better game for more people !!
and this time, i won money !!
mostly from my bro and dehan !!
heehee :)

anywaes,
dehan rushed over but everyone had to leave pretty soon after he came.
so we went out for supper/gossip session instead!!
yes, a very fruitful gossip session indeed !!
hohohoh :)
indeed, i am kerly, the gossip centre, chan :)

i felt like eating limey-tasting ice cream.
dehan too !
and we reached for the same ice cream, scolero lime by walls.
he insisted that we shud try different ice cream,
or at least the same limey-tasting ice cream of different brands.
as usual, i got bullied into choosing tropical sling by magnolia instead :(
in the end,
it became a i hope my ice cream tastes better than yours, and that yours suck! game.

so funny.
coz it reminded me of that time, (when i still had to take public transport)
mellow and i met at ang mo kio mrt, and were supposed to take a train down to clementi.
in the end, we decided to take different lines, to see which lines goes there quicker !
and it became i hope you miss your train at the interchange so that i'll reach there first! game

also, in med school, where we often played the
lets see who reaches holland village/ghim moh market first!! game,
or lets see who reaches jianhong's house first! (hope you get lost along the wae) game !!
hahahaha.
we're so full so shit !!

oh, by the wae,
we ate our ice cream halfwae, and den decided to exchange !
coz dehan's ice cream was wae too limey, and not milky at all for him.
and mine was far too milky, zero lime-tasting for me!!
hahahah.
good thing we decided to buy different brands :)

Saturday, February 17, 2007
i'm tachycardic from 3 cups of coffee,
but i'm still sleepy.

my dad requested for us to stay up till late late late tonight.
my bro and i asked to him to cut down on beer and sausages instead.
my dad argued back that he wanted to live long enough,
to see scientist find a cure for alcoholic liver cirrhosis.
oh wadever.

last night,
rongs, mellow and i formed the weekend mahjong club.
we've planned to meet on every fridae and saturadae night for mahjong.
we're still short of one mahjong kaki.
who wants to join our club?

i've been studying the chapter on pharmacodynamic/kinetics for the last 3 daes.
and i'm still at the same chapter.
i'm so dead :(

i tried packing my room todae,
but its still damn messy.
argh :(

ok.

happy chinese new year to all of you.
win more money please :)
but not from me ok?

Friday, February 16, 2007
oh happiness upon happiness,
gladness upon gladness !!
my little sister has finally come home !!
after being awae in US for the past 6weeks.

oh, i missed her so :(

anywae, i was so eggcited !!
i stayed up all night/morning to wait for her to touch down at 6am !!
and den i went down to terminal 2 to pick her up !!
my dad offered to pick her but i insisted that i wanted to see her first !!

her nick online was
oh sister, when you pick me up from the airport, pls dont say anything mean.
i was really quite worried coz i thot she's damn fat and ugly now.
heehee.
and coz she was late to come out, i kept identifying the wrong person.
coz i kept looking out for fat ladies !!
hahaha.

but very good, kermin looks the same.
dint put on any weight at all, maybe some pimples here and there.
heehee :)

anywae, she bought me many many cute tees and lovely stuffs.
and i'm really flattered that she thinks i'm that small and skinny.
so very sadly, i cant wear most of the stuffs she got me,
coz they're really too small/tight/wadeva :(
maybe i shud lose some weight.

and while she's unpacking and naggin at me for messing up the room, i shall blog bout the best thing she brought back for me.
its my casino chips from ebay ! i bought it for US 1cent, and paid US$19.99 for delivery to her house.
so altogether i paid US $20 only.
so cheap ! cheap cheap cheap !!!

cheap things make my dae :)

and the best thing is that its really good !! the real deal !!
authentic clay, heavy-weighted casino chips. its really pretty !!
i love it !!!

lets play poker soon !!
althou i think i'll prolly lose money again.

oh wadever, todae is a happy dae :)

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oh no, my sister is such a cunning and anal girl.
as she knew i'll make a mess of the room,
she took pics of HER side of the room before she left.
so now, she has photographic evidences,
of how HER side of the room looked like before she left.
and i'm expected to pack it back to original tidiness before the new year.
madness.
i shall get judith to do it.
heehee :)

Thursday, February 15, 2007
one dae, ningyan came to school and asked dehan,
oh no, how's kerly? i heard she got into a bike accident !
and dehan was like huh?? are you crazed !?!

yes indeed.
news these daes spread in a very weird fashion.

2weeks ago, a biz-ad student got into an accident.
he was riding within nus, and a van banged him down !!
and i think he died on the spot.

anywae, the news spreaded across nus.
from a biz-ad student to a medical student.
and from a medical student to an m3 student.
from an m3 student to kerly me.

oh horrid, this is bad.
stop cursing me already :(

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oh happy happy new !!
my sister dearest have left her los angeles home to head towards the airport !!
she'll be returning in 13hours time !
wooray !!
who wants to go pick her up with me???


stupid blogger is making me angry :(
i dunno why, but i alwaes never get to see my newest entry.
argh.

but anywae,
todae's international friendship celebration was fun !
yupp, its a special swinging singles party !!!
no renjun, no darren, no weng !! no attached people !!
except for jianhong, coz poor jackie is far awae in london :(

and as usual, we had bbq for dinner !!
hahahaha.
this is like my 3rd bbq party in 3weeks !!
crazyness.
very bad for health indeed !!

and we played texus hold'em.

and again, i was first to lose all my money :(

oh yar, did i tell you..
my casino chips from ebay has arrived !!
so goodie goodie !!
nice heavy-weighted, clay casino chips for the new year :)
i better start winning money at poker man !
hmpf !!

and last but not least, gift exchange !!
mimi bought toe and i flowers !!! pretty pretty yellow roses :)

and althou weng couldnt join us todae,
she got mimi, dehan and i cutesie little muffins ! she made them herself, even the icing sugar and everything!!
cool beans :)

also, darren dropped by to send the girls flowers too !! yay yay !!
that poor guy, he's been busy selling flowers for the past few daes.
i'm glad he made quite a tidy profit !!

and dehan gave me this cool beans rabbit mug with many many chocolates !! he wrapped it up himself.
very good indeed.

yay yay.
a lovely friendship dae indeed :)


Tuesday, February 13, 2007
oh no, before the clock strikes 12am..
i wanna wish toester,

happy 22nd birthdae to you, toester !!
you are 22nd years old todae :)

anywae, todae was a rather good dae !
as there were fears that granola and the other 3 bunnies will be sent home,
dehan decided to come over to visit the bunnies !
granola is his favourite bunlet !

and very nice of him.
he bought many many xiao bai cai and carrot too !! yummy yum yum !!

as judy was out the whole dae todae,
kerly decided to make dehan her very own doby !!
and oh poor dehan, had to help kerly marinate the chicken wings for tm's bbq !! poor dehan, now his hands smelly yummy !!
hohohooh.

and to treat ourselves for being such good rabbits lovers,
we ate 2 chicken thigh with coke each !! super duper yummy yum yum !!

oh yar, as dehan was in a bad mood,
kerly decided to buy him a box of 20 mentos !!! yes indeed !!
yummy tasting permanent contraceptives !! hohohoho.

i'm so glad i got my best guy fren back :)

after that, it was yummay dinner at kenny rogers !! yay !!
happy birthdae toester !!
kerly and toester !!
kerly and et posing with yummay mentos :)

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