Kerly Bob the Builder

Friday, March 30, 2007

todae, my whole clinical group decided to pon school !
hahhaha.
all 7 of us decided to not go for the morning polyclinic session.
we're not naughty ok?
thats coz we were given 2daes to complete 4 polyclinic stations,
and we finished all 4 on the first dae, so todae's rest dae !
poor lenith dint get the msg and went to the polyclinic.
poor him.

this morning, i was awaken by lenith's call,
i couldnt get back to sleep and decided to go jogging instead.
i drove to bishan park,
at the car park, i saw an uncle parking his green vespa px.

you know, the vespa px is the newer model of vintage vespas,
i bet everyone have definitely seen an ah pek riding on one before !

so i decided to make myself feel horrid by talking to him.

kerly
wah ! uncle, ni de vespa heng mei leh. shi xin de mah??
(wah ! uncle, your vespa very nice leh, new one ah??)

uncle
mei you lah. yi jin 5nian duo le.
(no lah. already more than 5years old already.)

kerly
ke shi, heng mei leh. mei you scratches.
(but very nice leh, no scratches.)

uncle
choy, scratches shi ni langa bie ren cai you mah.
(choy, you get scratches only if you bang into other people mah.)

yar, he's right.
for most people, like 99.99% of riders,
the scratches they get on their bikes are due to accidents.
but for me,
haii, i'm just damn suay lah :(

<3, KerlyBob! @ 11:12 am |

Thursday, March 29, 2007

i need to bitch coz my mood is like fuck.
its too distressing having so many bad things happen all at once.

lets recap what happened in the last 24hours.

first, some idiot caused the house to black out yesterdae,
when the power came back, my computer was dead.
the power box had fused.
so i had to carried that freaking heavy CPU down to the computer shop.
they couldnt repair it on the spot, and had to keep it over the weekend.
so no more computer.
sian.

when i got back, i realised that i needed my notes for case write up.
but oh no, my brother took the car out.
so i had to wait for my mum to get home from work,
and rushed over before the shop closed to copy my files onto my external.
at the parking lot, some basturd stole my parking lot.
i spoted a lot, signalled, and waited for the guy to come out so that i could reverse in.
but the fucker just headed in.
lucky for him, i had to rush to the computer shop before it closed,
if not, i would have made sure his car had 2 beautiful long scratches on both sides.

when i got home, i tried to do some work on my sister computer.
but with her 128mb ram, instead of taking 30mins to complete my work, i took 3hours.
the windows tooks years to open.
wasted my entire night.

this morning i forgot to bring my handphone.
and i forgot to bring wet wipes again.
felt damn handicapped and oily-faced all dae.
not good at all.

this afternoon it poured, mr cream drank too much water,
and on the wae home, he decided to die on me.
coz i forgot to bring my bloody handphone,
i had to walk damn far awae to find a shop with a nice keeper to lend me his phone.

next, i tried to change the spark plug,
2 idiot fucktards tried to be helpful and helped out.
i rejected their help but they were still all over the bike.
they did not help fix the engine.
instead, one of them tripped over the howl and stepped on it.
and now, its fucking scratched all over !
so now, both howls are fucking scratched !
they ran off after that.

later, my dad came to the rescue.
first thing he did was to scold me for using upper paya lebar road.
why?
coz according to him, that road is very curly wurly and jammy,
and he hates driving on that road.
but fact is, its pretty curly wurly but not at all jammy.
so anywae, i explained nicely that the geylang polyclinic was along paya lebar road,
just 100m from where my bike broke down.
and therefore it was reasonable for me to take that road.
plus, it was 5plus, there's a freaking big jam on PIE and there's ERP on.
but he still insisted that i shouldnt have taken that road.

thankful, a kind lorry driver decided to help us out.
he was off from work and decided to help tow my bike back to sim ming industrial park.
we drove in front to lead the wae, and he followed behind.
suddenly, my dad became a mad man and started speeding off at 80-90km/h.
i told him to slow down for the lorry man, but he insisted that the lorry guy could see us.
eventually, we lost the guy and had to turn back for him.
what an idiot.

on the way home, he kept msg-ing on his handphone while driving home,
so the ride home was terrifying.
he would speed up while msg-ing, and on realising a stationary car in front,
he would jam the brakes, making me fly forward.
yar, the whole wae home was like that.
i told him to stop doing that coz it was dangerous.
he changed the topic by saying that i'm a worst driver for having gotten into the car accident,
and therefore i have no right to tell him how to drive.
so fucking irritating.

den he went on to scold me for not bringing my handphone,
and for buying a stupid second-hand bike that breaks down so frequently,
i explained that the bloody bike was in good condition,
and this was the 1st time it broke down since i overhauled it beginning of last year.
and explained that last 2 times was due to a punctured tyre which was not part of the engine.
he kept insisting that i was in the wrong and continued nagging/scolding wadeva.
so sickening.

anywae, i feel quite sian and defeated now.
its been less than 1year since i re-sprayed my bike.
i've tried all waes and means to keep it in tiptop condition.
yet, i get a neighbour who banged it down while reversing,
causing a super big scratch on the entire left howl.
and den i have a stupig mechanic that is lousy with his tools,
scratching off paint while helping me service it.
by the wae, all the other mechanics i've gone to, before him, had never scratched it before.
so i stopped going to him after he scratched my bike.

and now, i have 2 fucktard who think they're so smart,
and tried to helpful despite my rejections,
and end up tripping over the howl, stepping on it, and scratching the entire left howl.
what the fuck.

todae is a super bad day :(

<3, KerlyBob! @ 7:04 pm |

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

look at the cute rabbit cookies char got me !

i decided to go thru my bunnies pics !
and look wad i've found, pictures of baby cookie and raisin !

this was baby cookie !

so cute right?
you can recognise him by his cute white ears.

and here's spoty baby raisin !!

and here's a picture of BIG cookie!!

and pictures of BIG raisin !

wah, they grow up really fast !!

wad cutesie bunnies i have :)

<3, KerlyBob! @ 12:13 am |

Monday, March 26, 2007

todae, the 3 goodie gumdrops met for movie !
thats dehan, char and kerly me !

i think we're such kids.
i went to get dehan and char goodies before we met,
i got char after8 chocs and got dehan yummay candy empire jellybeans.
and guess wad !
they did the same thing too!
so we had a mini sweets exchange party.
cuteness :)
i got a box of 9 cutesie bunnie cookies from char,
and nice lemon & strawberry sweets from dehan !

we went to cathay picturehouse to watch TMNT !

it was pretty okae lah.
i guess, it was worth the $6 we paid.
i love michealangelo mostesty most, coz he's the funniest!
hahahaha.

anywae, we were standing around, waiting for the movie to start,
den at the corner of my eyes, i saw a guy pushing a big fat trolley load of thrash !
i thot it was gonna be smelly, so i warned char to stay awae from him.
and guess wad !!!
the guy turned out to be dennis !!
hahahaha.
so funny.
yupp yupp, dennis is working at cathay picturehouse as an usher now.

so after movies was yummay dinner at geylang.
i wanted to eat beef hor fun, but couldnt find parking.
so we ended up eating dim sum !!

yummay !!

char and i were horrid influence lah !
dehan told us he had sore throat, but we ordered all the deep fried food,
so he had no choice but to eat fatty, oily, sore-throat inducing food.

plus we ordered too much and couldnt finish the food, so we forced dehan to finish them up !
hahahaha.

and after that, i went to visit the buns at char's place !
cuteness is wad they are !!
and when she sent me home, she dropped by to visit cooks and raisin too.
yay !
we love our bunnies so :)

oh, wad a fun dae out !

<3, KerlyBob! @ 11:53 pm |

Sunday, March 25, 2007

we celebrated my birthdae last night,
the theme was back to school !!
everyone wore our secondary school uniform.

its was cuteness.

darren and et concluded that i have this psycho thing.
maybe i had a bad childhood or something, or maybe a fetish.
yar, becoz i celebrated my 21st birthdae at macdonalds last year,
and now, its party in secondary school uniform !
but thats becoz i've been listening too much to class 95 !!
you know, they play back to the 80s every weekend !
and thats how i got inspired to do the back to school theme !

so anywae, they came over to my house before dinner !

it was a supposed to be a surprise !!
but xuel and weng gave themselves awae !!

dehan bought me a yummay BIG durian cake from jane's cake station !

and he specially made lychee martini for me !!

yummay yum yum :)
i love the martini glass too !!

thankyouverymuch dehan the man !

<3, KerlyBob! @ 7:39 pm

next, off to NYDC at the heeren for dinner !!!

and as usual, a whole lot of photowhoring !

oh yar, it was really funny !
coz we drove to town in our secondary school uniform,

den in the car park, 2 ladies saw us, and had extremely horrified looks !!
they must be thinking "wah, underage driving man !!"

after yummay dinner, we headed to renjun's old house !!!
to drink and get drunk !

last night was hardcore man.
the guys dint make mixes, we just drank shots straight from the bottles.
jiayang killed me !
i think he made me drink like 10shots in less than an hour.
i was dead by 2am, puked so many times until my stomach hurt !!
but it was really fun lah !

and there was present presentation too!!

and i really loved my presents so !!
look !!
the cool beans grey levis watch i alwaes wanted.

and cool beans hand-painted tees from wengo and dehan !
weng's vespa-holic really looks like a holister tee right?

and yes, i love my bunlets so :)

and the bestesty best present, a new handphone cover !!

hohohoh.
now, no one can complain that my handphone is old and ugly !!
hahahahah :)

oh, wad a fun party !
i like :)
thank you everybody !!

<3, KerlyBob! @ 6:55 pm |

Saturday, March 24, 2007

todae's celebration was lovely.
just wad i really wanted,
a nice simple dinner, meet up with close frens,
and talk bout things close to the heart.

i told my brother that i felt like eating lobster salad,

so he suggested the No Sign Board seafood restaurant at the esplanade.
we were quite apprehensive at first,
coz we went to the No Sign Board restaurant at east coast, and the food sucked.
lucky the one was the esplanade was yummay !!

my mummy and i went mad.
there were 6 of us, but we ordered 8 dishes,
including 3 crabs, cereal prawns, lobster salad, steamed fish etc.

the bill came up to $550.

my mummy near fainted.
i had no choice but to use my birthdae ang pao to pay for part of the dinner :(
this is madness !!
we ate this bean paste steamed fish which cost us $160 alone !

thats madness.
wad kinda fish is that man?

next, its cut cake time !

my birthdae cake was a yummay cake from Chocs.
ruishan was really sweet.
she knew i love chocolate cakes, so she got it !!
oh yar, and she helped book a table at the restaurant too.
i really like her.

oh, by the wae, did you notice the double twists??

yupp, thats coz i turn 22years old todae.
so must do the twist on both hands,
one for 20 and the other for 2, thats how you get 22 !!!
hahaha.

i met up with toon and jaq for dessert after dinner !

we had dessert galore !!!

the crazy girls ordered like so many types of desserts,
plus the manager of the restaurant was jaq's fren,
so we had a mini birthdae dessert on the house !

yum !

i also had some nice and not so nice tasting martinis.

chocolate martini sucks !

todae was a pretty good dae, i must say !
thankyou :)

<3, KerlyBob! @ 2:25 am |