Kerly Bob the Builder

Thursday, December 20, 2007

i was supposed to wake up early to study,
but ended switching off my alarm in the morning so that i can sleep in.
and now that i'm awake, i just refuse to get offline and start studying..
super duper sian lah.

anywae, my 1.5 day diet plan worked !
i managed to squeeze into my new jeans yesterdae !
hahahaha.

this was what i eat for the entire day.
breakfast - a bowl of sweet sweet mangoes.

lunch - coconut juice.

dinner - a plate of sliced oranges with sour plum power !

very healthy hor..

thats why can squeeze into my jeans lah..

yar right !

if only i could eat those fruits for all 3 meals and be full,

den i can become JIANHONG II !!

those fruits were replacement for the snacks i usually have in the afternoon !

heehee.

but yar, after i managed to squeeze into my jeans,

i was so happy,

i asked mellow and laurene out for yumcha buffet !

we ate so much that i ended up puking out my dessert when i got home.

so sad hor.

eat so full until felt damn nausea while driving home, den ended up puking.

so horrid.

please remind me not to go for buffet again.

oh yes, Prince came over to visit us a few days back..

he is kermin's friend's golden retriever !

i must say that he's a cutesom.

very handsome and very guai !!

and he's a star too !!

he acted in chittychittybangbang !!

so cute and handsome hor.

Prince was super attracted to the bunnies in the backyard,

i was worried that he would attack the buns so had to close the gate..
Prince kept staring at the buns, which made raisin go beserk !

but daring cookie hopped close to the gate and had a staring match with Prince.
can you see cookie behind the blue thingie ??

Prince ended up spending his time resting in the courtyard, watching the frightened buns.

very cute indeed !!

EDIT !!

my parents are damn funny !!

this afternoon, i went for lunch with them.

my dad gave my mum $6 for lunch, and gave me $50.

mummy: why your papa give you $50, den only give me $6 for lunch?

kerliang: dunno lah, why so calculative? i only spend $3.50 in the end wad.

mummy: yar i know lah.. your father loves you more than me..

mummy: damn shit one lah, that man.

kerliang: please lah, he gave me $50 to help him break change.

den my papa bought his food and came back.

mummy: why you so biased one?

mummy: give kerliang so much money for lunch, den give me $6 only.

papa: because i know you wanna eat popiah only wad.. $2plus only right?

mummy: den give kerliang so much money for what?

papa: i dunno what she's going to eat what, later she order chilli crab den no money, how?

the two of them are really damn nonsense one lah,

who eats chilli crab for lunch, esp at a hawker centre?

mummy: i went to the polyclinic for health check-up todae.

kerliang: den how? got any problem?

mummy: wah, i tell you.. dun ever be a polyclinic doctor, ok!

kerliang: hahaha, why leh?

mummy: polyclinic doctors are damn unprofessional lah.

kerliang: huh really? why leh?

mummy: do check-up touch my breasts never mind..

mummy: den still must poke people's backside.. why ah?

mummy: why like that ah? so terrible leh.. so unprofessional.

kerliang: HAHAHAHAHA !!!

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